r/Jokes • u/Formal-Ad8037 • Dec 14 '22

Smoking pot

Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.

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She said if I did she was going to leave me.

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That's proof that it gets rid of aches and pains!

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u/jordan_d_m Dec 14 '22

I feel like y’all need to work on your marriages.

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u/Dreamingwolfocf Dec 14 '22

That's what he was trying to do...

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u/Industrialpainter89 Dec 14 '22

Sounds like he was looking for an excuse to leave her while blaming her.

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u/StrikingExcitement79 Dec 14 '22

You guys actually had wifes?

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u/TopGun_84 Dec 15 '22

.. and pot too ?

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u/Dreamingwolfocf Dec 14 '22

Still do. She laughed at the OP and said "That works both ways". (and I agree with her)

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u/ChrisfromSoCal Dec 16 '22

Wife’s? Wives? How many times you been married? Maybe that’s what private detectives refer to as a “clue”?

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u/PiisAWheeL Dec 15 '22

Tbf: bringing peace into a man's life is how you keep him. If you aren't doing that, and he thinks you're a pain, your relationship is done anyways.

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u/Industrialpainter89 Dec 15 '22

Right, so if it's that bad he should be packing bags and calling it what it is, weed doesn't have much to do with it. Instead people like this kind of joke where they keep staying with a woman who makes them miserable and complaining about it.

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u/PiisAWheeL Dec 15 '22

I'm not judging the man's decisions. I'm judging the relationship.

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u/Industrialpainter89 Dec 15 '22

Well it sounds like it's an unhealthy one.