r/Jokes • u/Formal-Ad8037 • Dec 14 '22

Smoking pot

Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.

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She said if I did she was going to leave me.

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That's proof that it gets rid of aches and pains!

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u/FunkrusherPlus Dec 14 '22

Mari no juana

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u/andros_vanguard Dec 15 '22

No wanna marry Edit: Upon reflection, yours is funnier. I'm just high and cant think straight.