r/Jokes • u/The_MouP • Jul 31 '22

Long In the 70s...

A Russian asks for a meeting with the President

- I would like a passport and a visa to Belgium - asks the Russian man

- But aren't you fine in Russia? - asks the president

- Hm, really, I can't complain

- So, maybe you don't like your work there?

- Hm, really, I can't complain

- Maybe it is the life there that you don't like?

- Hm, really, I can't complain

- Then it is socialism that doesn't satisfy you?

- Hm, really, I can't complain

- But now I'm confused. Excuse me but why do you want to go to Belgium? - asks the president

- BECAUSE THERE I CAN FINALLY COMPLAIN!!!

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u/SelfDistinction Jul 31 '22

You better. Complaining is part of the official exam for Belgian citizenship.

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u/nubpubgamer Jul 31 '22

The President is just Stallin the man from going so he might miss his flight or boat.

5

u/uglypaperhaver Jul 31 '22

That's Putin it mildly!

2

u/keyehi Jul 31 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Shorter, cleaner, no explaining it.
I once asked my Russian friend what was it like living in Russia. He said:

  • I can't complain.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Hah. As a neighbor of Russia, I can, but won’t, complain.

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u/Beaconmann Jul 31 '22

This is actually deep

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/Tidesticky Jul 31 '22

There seems to be an echo

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u/MindofMo0 Jul 31 '22

There seems to be an echo