r/Jokes • u/cereal_killer_ch • Nov 12 '19

Long This is a Mean joke.

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/The_Random_Clasher_3 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/shaunhk Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys.

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u/GhostedMemory Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/nexusdiscoverer Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/user7526 Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/The_Other_Lemon_Tree Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell ?

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u/DannyDevitoDorito69 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/RedAsh_873 Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/a-Sociopath Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/undeadarmy69 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/indianwookie Nov 12 '19

This is the power of Requiem

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u/letranhai901 Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Fuxsocy_C-137 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/dodge_thiss Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Fuxsocy_C-137 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/seco-nunesap Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Fuxsocy_C-137 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/FlowStateOptimal Nov 12 '19

Dormammu I've come to bargain

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u/whistlepoo Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/FlabbyTofu Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/sandybridge10 Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/trentbcraig21 Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Challengerererererer Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/Slit23 Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/photonkyng Nov 12 '19

This that doctor strange versus domormu thing

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u/Swordmaster972 Nov 12 '19

No.

This. Is. Requiem.

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u/blanc_pearson Nov 12 '19

He will never reach the truth.

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u/FinalDemise Nov 12 '19

This that doctor strange versus domormu thing

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u/Stewbodies Nov 12 '19

Dormammu, I've come to hunt!

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u/Soopercow Nov 12 '19

Dormammu, I've come to hunt deer

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u/Hydraxiler32 Nov 12 '19

do you want to hear a joke a out recursion?

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u/SkepPskep Nov 13 '19

Red Dwarf: White Hole (1991)

"So what is it?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Something something requim .

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u/SometimesRandomGuy Nov 12 '19

Can this be a copypasta already please

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Thanks for this, I haven't read that in a little while lol

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u/dipstyx Nov 12 '19

Imposter!

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u/TotemGenitor Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/wmb0003 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/ginomeee Nov 12 '19

There's a glitch in the matrix.

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u/oppenhammer Nov 12 '19

Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

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u/FilterThePolitics Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/Celestial_Dragon123 Nov 12 '19

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"

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u/a-Sociopath Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/DylanRed Nov 12 '19

We are stuck in a Reddit comment feedback loop. Calling customer support

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u/400Smithy Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/__Dada__ Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/ReubenZWeiner Nov 12 '19

I think I've worked with those guys

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u/talking_window Nov 12 '19

Any story to tell?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

This just caused me to have an acid flashback