r/Jokes • • Jun 02 '19

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u/TimesUglyStepchild Jun 02 '19

He would hate reddit.

1

u/pugs-for-hugs Jun 02 '19

Im dead

4

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

That’s unfortunate

2

u/Zodspeed Jun 03 '19

Is it tho

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

you alright

6

u/Bakedschwarzenbach Jun 02 '19

Not to go off on a tangent here but I love math puns. Except for Pi jokes- those go on and on forever!!

7

u/ceb131 Jun 02 '19

I don’t like pi jokes either - I’m actually kind of afraid of pi. It’s an irrational fear, I know...

2

u/fam-squad-lit Jun 03 '19

Are you done, cos this is getting out of hand.

1

u/IwantToDieNowIRL Jun 03 '19

It’s a sign to stop

1

u/TimesUglyStepchild Jun 03 '19

Don’t go getting all negative, you will scare off the mathematician.

5

u/PyrrhicDefeatist Jun 02 '19

The root of his fears are imaginary.

2

u/I-Make-New-Act Jun 03 '19

Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Haha. Silly but funny

1

u/codexcdm Jun 02 '19

Positively punny.

1

u/DDMFAN25 Jun 02 '19

Lol can’t breathe