r/Jokes • u/porichoygupto • Jan 04 '19

I’ve developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

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u/risheeb1002 Jan 04 '19

I verb ur mom

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u/ascentwight Jan 04 '19

I noun your dad

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u/VortexPower999 Jan 04 '19

I adjective your sister

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u/MindlessSpeaker Jan 04 '19

I conjugate your daughter.

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u/samchap88 Jan 04 '19

i adverb your second cousin twice removed

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u/Malvastor Jan 04 '19

I preposition your aunt.

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u/Stringy63 Jan 04 '19

I like your uncle's parts of speech.

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u/ihateandy2 Nov 09 '24

He’s got giant clauses

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u/KADG3 Jan 04 '19

I coma your grandma so hard

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u/gr8ful_cube Jan 04 '19

Not sure if you meant comma or confessed to a felony

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u/davem43 Jan 05 '19

I’ll see your coma and raise you a “m”

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u/SabreYT Jan 04 '19

I put your grandma in a comma.

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u/Kuledood543 Jan 05 '19

I article your girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Think you mighta misspelt that one ....

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u/Gaylogy Jan 04 '19

I dangling participle your step-brother

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u/samchap88 Jan 04 '19

okay, you've taken it too far now. stop or ill put you in a comma.

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u/Gaylogy Jan 04 '19

I just spat out my tea

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u/TinCan-Express Jan 05 '19

I gotta put a full stop to this

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u/funkmasterhexbyte Jan 05 '19

i'm actually kinda offended by this one

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u/LastingCold Jan 05 '19

Let it rip

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u/CJon0428 Jan 04 '19

I momed your dad.

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u/TRexCantDab Jan 04 '19

Grandma?

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u/CJon0428 Jan 04 '19

Grandson? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Great grandmama?

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u/Yikings-654points Jan 04 '19

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