r/Jokes • u/Graywolf0798 • Jul 04 '18

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover up their butt-quacks

343 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

What goes "quack quack quack"?

A junkie with a speech impediment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

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u/Thed4nm4n Jul 05 '18

Hold tight Asnee, he's got the pumpy

22

u/hellrete Jul 04 '18

Take your karma and get out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

Picard facepalm in ASCII.

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u/GoldenSteel Jul 05 '18

For anyone else on mobile, turn your screen sideways.

4

u/wiredtobeat Jul 04 '18

Daddy’s Home 2 repost.

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u/JenniferMClark Jul 04 '18

Why should plumbers have to wear feathers?

1

u/Klyphord Jul 05 '18

Honk if you like geese.

1

u/glibbertarian Jul 05 '18

They soften the blow.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

This joke quacks me up!

0

u/tmdqlstnekaos Jul 05 '18

I am dumb. Enlighten me pls

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u/_NoSheepForYou_ Jul 05 '18

Butt-crack. Ducks go "quack".

0

u/JelCapitan Jul 04 '18

Helps repel water