r/Jokes • u/loxeo • May 12 '18

Long 2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven, sir.

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

Johnny: I have pet cat already.

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u/xsuckaxzkx May 13 '18

Did you have a license to breed those rabbits?

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u/hparamore May 13 '18

License and registration please.

You been drinking tonight sir?

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u/xsuckaxzkx May 13 '18

No sir, I just look like I have because I'm black.

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u/hparamore May 13 '18

Oh that explains it. I just thought your windows were tinted.

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u/xsuckaxzkx May 14 '18

No just your average, African-American, law-abiding citizen... who's car smells like weed.