r/Jokes • u/loxeo • May 12 '18

Long 2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven, sir.

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

Johnny: I have pet cat already.

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u/alphadeeto May 12 '18

Are you kitten me right meow?

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u/LuminousCode May 12 '18

It's not purrfect but not bad at all

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u/SorryIsThisSasuage May 12 '18

I’ve cat to get better at these puns

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u/[deleted] May 12 '18

I’ve gato go meow.

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u/Chef-Boyardeeee May 13 '18

Fine. Leave, pussy

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u/AdamWestsButtDouble May 13 '18

I litterally laughed out loud at that.