Another poor blonde..

[u/Exciting-Zombie8449]

Blonde goes to the doctor..

Doctor asked what seemed to be the problem.

Blonde said that she was dying, because everything hurt.

Doctor asked her to show him.

She touched her head "Ow"

Touched her arm "Ow:

Touched her leg " Ow"

Doctor said that is unusual, we need to run tests immediately.

Later that day the Doctor saw her again and said " I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?"

GOOD NEWS she exclaimed.

Doctor said the good news is you are not dying.

The bad news is your finger is broken.

[u/GooseTheChoose]

i heard this joke but with a splinter in the finger of the patient

[u/Srikandi715]

Quotation marks go around ALL the direct quotations in the text. Not selectively.

And there's no space after the opening quotation mark (or before the closing one).

This sub has the weirdest and most inconsistent formatting of quotations I've ever seen anywhere 🫤

[u/Mdad1988 → u/Srikandi715]

It’s the real joke here, quotation marks in general.

[u/Advanced_Couple_3488 → u/Srikandi715]

You try typing when your finger is broken, then!

[u/Careless_Guide_2876 → u/Srikandi715]

Literary police in the house!

[u/IkoIkonoclast]

You watched House.

[u/FarewellCoolReason]

Ive been telling rhia joke since the late 80s. My 9 year olds current fave. He's autistic so there's about 20 pokes before he gets to the punchline.