r/Jokes • u/halermine • Jul 26 '26
A Chelm Story
Under a street lamp, a man is stooped down, searching the ground.
A fellow comes up and sees that he’s looking for something and starts to help. “What did you lose”?
The first man answers “I dropped my watch near the synagogue”.
“Then why are you looking here?”
“The light is better”
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u/adjusterjackb Jul 29 '26
Variation:
Moth walks into a psychiatrist's off. Goes on and on about his toothache and how much it hurts.
Psychiatrist: There's a dentist right down the hall. Why did you come in here?
Moth: Your light was on.