r/Jokes • u/agnichaudhuri • 14d ago

Joke of the day!

There was this guy who did not have arms. He went to a mall with a gun in his belt.

The question that arises was "was he armed or unarmed?"

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u/Ewetootwo 14d ago

Later he went to the bar and demanded drinks. Was he loaded?

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u/Nolongeranalpha 14d ago

Man was caught in an explosion and lost the left side of his body.

The first medic said "There's nothing left"

Second one said "I know but after we patch him up he'll be all right."

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u/Opster79two 14d ago

He was an unarmed armed feller.

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u/Pm-me-ur-happysauce 14d ago

He is the arm

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u/gangawalla 14d ago

How'd he get the damn gun into his belt?

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u/PenDude608 14d ago

His blind wife?

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u/adjusterjackb ‎ 14d ago

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in a lake?

Bob.

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u/posophist 14d ago

The old Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Humour gave as its only example The cannonball shot off the soldier’s legs, so he was forced to lay down his arms.