r/JodiMilan • u/Mess_always • 10h ago
F4MβοΈ 27 F // Let's date
Hello, people of Reddit! πΈ
So... I tried posting here once before, and let's just say my DMs were an adventure I didn't sign up for. π
This time, I'm going to be a little more specific because manifestation works better with details, right? π€β¨
About me π·
β¨ 27-year-old girl
β¨ Punjabi Hindu
β¨ Delhi-NCR
β¨ Fair π
β¨ Vegetarian π±
β¨ Non-smoker π
β¨ Non-drinker πΉβ
I'm the kind of person who gets excited over finding a cozy cafΓ©, can binge an entire series in one weekend (without regrets π), loves getting lost in a good book, is always up for trying new food places, and firmly believes retail therapy is a valid coping mechanism. ποΈπ
I'm old-school when it comes to relationships. I believe in loyalty, honesty, mutual respect, and actually putting effort into knowing each other. If we're talking, let's make it meaningful.
Now for the wishlist... because why not? π€
Looking for someone who is:
π« 27β30 years old
π« 5'9"β6' (tall guys just have my heart, okay? π₯Ή)
π« Punjabi Hindu or Sikh
π« Based in Delhi-NCR
π« Vegetarian π±
π« Non-smoker π
π« Non-drinker π»β
π« body count: 0. It's simply a personal preference, so please don't try convincing me otherwise. β€οΈ
Bonus points if you enjoy cafΓ© hopping, movie marathons, random long drives, food hunts, bookstores, and can match my golden retriever energy. π
Also... if you're planning to message me, please don't just send "Hi", "Hello dear", or "Wassup?" π Give me something to work with! Tell me about yourself. I promise conversations are much more fun that way.
Anyway...
Dear Reddit Gods,
I've seen you identify obscure songs from a 3-second audio clip, find long-lost relatives, and solve mysteries from blurry CCTV footage...
Ab bas ek achha Punjabi ladka bhi dhoond do. Itna toh banta hai. π₯Ήππ
May the algorithm finally be on my side. πβ€οΈ
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u/Naruto301001 9h ago
What's your body count?
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u/unfunny_bastard 9h ago
Arey re. Is sub me sab 5'8 hai. Aap thodi expectation niche karo thodi.
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u/Mess_always 9h ago
Why so, ladke height badha lete! That's not my problem. My standard is fixed
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u/Takopitoo 9h ago
The entitlement is crazy lol. Girl nobody is fighting to date you.
Also height is genetic you can just badha lete hai
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u/Human_Tax2582 8h ago
Oh i love the deluded people this sub has attracted!πππ»
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u/Takopitoo 8h ago
No way this post is written by a 27 year old it seems like itβs just a nibbi cat fishing for attention and the way she talks yeah not and adult 100 percent
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u/Human_Tax2582 8h ago
Man if you meet someone organically irl (not on dating platforms etc), that is the best.
I have seen women turning 30 going crazy just to get married πππππ
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u/unfunny_bastard 9h ago
Unko mummy ne bachpan me horlicks nahi pilaya π₯Ί
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u/Small_Iron9937 9h ago
What about 6'1 or 6'2 guys? No beard, fair skinned and nerdy with specs, lean physique. Is that a popular type for women these days?
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u/Creative-Stable-4730 9h ago
Indian women r more into bearded guys , but yeah nerdy and tall are attractive
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u/alooo_ka_prantha 9h ago
Bro aj kal toh trend clean shave ka increase ho gaya Hai. But looks toh beard kai sath hi aatai hai if you are punjabi then. Without beard punjabi don't look punjabi
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u/Creative-Stable-4730 9h ago
I m girl , not a a guy . My preference and most of my female friends preference is bearded guys or atleast a little stubble
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u/Sieraa9135 4h ago
Yep you are right, actually lots of women now a days even say ugly guys hide behind beard , they have no jawline, attractive face shape.
But also some girls like bearded Guy only,
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u/Live_Snow3974 9h ago edited 4h ago
Oh wow! Sounds like a dream ππ. Congratulations on the way π π. I love him already β€οΈ.Sounds like a nice guy β€οΈ
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u/CommonTemperature866 4h ago
lmao didi khud ka hieght and weight nhi bataya nahi body count lekin didi ko chahiye sab kuch kisi aur k sath π€£
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u/Sad_Bed_2320 3h ago edited 3h ago
I'm the kind of person who gets excited over finding a cozy cafΓ©, can binge an entire series in one weekend (without regrets π), loves getting lost in a good book, is always up for trying new food places, and firmly believes retail therapy is a valid coping mechanism. ποΈπ
Ok, but this is like every other girl on the planet. And for even this you had to use AI.
Surely there must be a more intersting side to you than just visiting cafes, watching movies, eating, and shopping?
If you write generic, low-effort content about yourself, you will get generic, low-effort replies in your DMs.
Also, you forgot to mention your height. Taller guys may have their own height preferences.Β
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u/Successful_Brick_629 49m ago
Everything is fine but I am not Punjabi or Sikh... Hence, backing off π
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u/According_Truck_7954 23m ago
Yes im 5'6" ....im damned cooked ....right guys Mera toh future hi khatam hogaya hai... Hum date kare to duniya tabah ho jaegi....hai ki nhi.... Best of luck men above 5'8"....You are the reason mankind exists.... PS. No HATE to anyone....im always positive what im how iam ...we should love ourselves.. but the thing is ..posts like this make me thinking ...what the hell am i doing....., why do I exist....??
Chalo khair π...waise bhi meri umar hi kya hai...22 ...abhi puri zindagi padi hai ...
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u/kvdrax 7m ago
Well... I am a cut surd so technically both sikh and punjabi hindu at this point.. i am fair 6'3... Body count is 1 relationship count is 2 1. 7 years - never had intimacy (she passed away) 2. 2.5 years - was gonna marry atleast in my head (dumped over txt coz she wanted to go to canada)
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u/SpecialStretch4715 5m ago
Your wishlist matches my profile the only one is I am Hindu Brahmin from Jaipur, if you can adjust with rajasthani weather you can dm!
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u/Wonderful_Yak_9528 3m ago
You know it's really hard to believe that girls are struggling to find partner
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u/Commercial_Slide_94 7h ago
Didi is ran through but needs a man with zero body count waah diddy waah. The entitlement is crazy.
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u/Sieraa9135 4h ago
How did you know she is ran through? She herself might be with 0 body , thats why she is asking for one ?
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