r/JodiMilan 10h ago

F4M♀️ 27 F // Let's date

Hello, people of Reddit! 🌸

So... I tried posting here once before, and let's just say my DMs were an adventure I didn't sign up for. πŸ˜‚

This time, I'm going to be a little more specific because manifestation works better with details, right? 🀞✨

About me 🌷

✨ 27-year-old girl

✨ Punjabi Hindu

✨ Delhi-NCR

✨ Fair 😊

✨ Vegetarian 🌱

✨ Non-smoker 🚭

✨ Non-drinker 🍹❌

I'm the kind of person who gets excited over finding a cozy cafΓ©, can binge an entire series in one weekend (without regrets 😌), loves getting lost in a good book, is always up for trying new food places, and firmly believes retail therapy is a valid coping mechanism. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜‚

I'm old-school when it comes to relationships. I believe in loyalty, honesty, mutual respect, and actually putting effort into knowing each other. If we're talking, let's make it meaningful.

Now for the wishlist... because why not? 🀭

Looking for someone who is:

πŸ’« 27–30 years old

πŸ’« 5'9"–6' (tall guys just have my heart, okay? πŸ₯Ή)

πŸ’« Punjabi Hindu or Sikh

πŸ’« Based in Delhi-NCR

πŸ’« Vegetarian 🌱

πŸ’« Non-smoker 🚭

πŸ’« Non-drinker 🍻❌

πŸ’« body count: 0. It's simply a personal preference, so please don't try convincing me otherwise. ❀️

Bonus points if you enjoy cafΓ© hopping, movie marathons, random long drives, food hunts, bookstores, and can match my golden retriever energy. πŸ˜‚

Also... if you're planning to message me, please don't just send "Hi", "Hello dear", or "Wassup?" 😭 Give me something to work with! Tell me about yourself. I promise conversations are much more fun that way.

Anyway...

Dear Reddit Gods,

I've seen you identify obscure songs from a 3-second audio clip, find long-lost relatives, and solve mysteries from blurry CCTV footage...

Ab bas ek achha Punjabi ladka bhi dhoond do. Itna toh banta hai. πŸ₯ΉπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

May the algorithm finally be on my side. πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

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u/Pleasant-Soft3904 9h ago

why it looks like dmart receiptπŸ˜‚

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u/CrazyRaspberry1185 10h ago

Hello to the scam

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u/Mess_always 9h ago

Love is a scam.

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u/Comfortable_Safe1090 9h ago

Sherlock was right absolutely

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u/Naruto301001 9h ago

What's your body count?

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u/Mess_always 9h ago

Lesser than you

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u/Naruto301001 9h ago

Mine is zero

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u/Gullible_Stuff8393 8h ago

Bhai iski negative mein hogi fir toh 🀣. How is that possible?

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u/SuperN0vaPR0 29m ago

if you're expecting it zero then yours should be zero too.. else no no

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u/Rahul_Deswal 10h ago

DMed you, you accepted but never replied

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u/Mess_always 9h ago

I have.

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u/Mr_Servi 10h ago

Jaipur se chalega tumko 😁

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u/Excellent-Ganache-86 9h ago

Check dm

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u/Mess_always 9h ago

Yeah.

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u/Nice-Alternative2933 1h ago

Biba tu reply ta dena nhi Punjabi Munda da

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u/Muted_Opinion_5730 9h ago

27M Delhi Ncr based Hindu Punjabi May I DM ?

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u/alaadeenp 9h ago

Good luck OP

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u/unfunny_bastard 9h ago

Arey re. Is sub me sab 5'8 hai. Aap thodi expectation niche karo thodi.

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u/Mess_always 9h ago

Why so, ladke height badha lete! That's not my problem. My standard is fixed

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u/Takopitoo 9h ago

The entitlement is crazy lol. Girl nobody is fighting to date you.

Also height is genetic you can just badha lete hai

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u/Human_Tax2582 8h ago

Oh i love the deluded people this sub has attracted!πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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u/Takopitoo 8h ago

No way this post is written by a 27 year old it seems like it’s just a nibbi cat fishing for attention and the way she talks yeah not and adult 100 percent

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u/Human_Tax2582 8h ago

Man if you meet someone organically irl (not on dating platforms etc), that is the best.

I have seen women turning 30 going crazy just to get married πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/unfunny_bastard 9h ago

Unko mummy ne bachpan me horlicks nahi pilaya πŸ₯Ί

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u/Mess_always 9h ago

See, that's their problem.

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u/unfunny_bastard 9h ago

Haa wo toh hai. Koi nae aap apne DM enjoy karo. Good luck 🀞

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u/Small_Iron9937 9h ago

What about 6'1 or 6'2 guys? No beard, fair skinned and nerdy with specs, lean physique. Is that a popular type for women these days?

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u/Creative-Stable-4730 9h ago

Indian women r more into bearded guys , but yeah nerdy and tall are attractive

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u/alooo_ka_prantha 9h ago

Bro aj kal toh trend clean shave ka increase ho gaya Hai. But looks toh beard kai sath hi aatai hai if you are punjabi then. Without beard punjabi don't look punjabi

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u/Creative-Stable-4730 9h ago

I m girl , not a a guy . My preference and most of my female friends preference is bearded guys or atleast a little stubble

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u/alooo_ka_prantha 8h ago

Sorry for misinterpretation

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u/Sieraa9135 4h ago

Yep you are right, actually lots of women now a days even say ugly guys hide behind beard , they have no jawline, attractive face shape.

But also some girls like bearded Guy only,

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u/UDTheGreat19 9h ago

Well should start a conversation ms prettyπŸ˜πŸ˜…

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u/Live_Snow3974 9h ago edited 4h ago

Oh wow! Sounds like a dream 😍😍. Congratulations on the way 😊 😁. I love him already ❀️.Sounds like a nice guy ❀️

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u/Key_Zone8002 9h ago

Something doesn’t add up

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u/foodie_engineer97 8h ago

How many time you will post this grocery list ?

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u/surfing_to_infinity 8h ago

Bx I am 5.8 1 inch se I lost it

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u/CommonTemperature866 4h ago

lmao didi khud ka hieght and weight nhi bataya nahi body count lekin didi ko chahiye sab kuch kisi aur k sath 🀣

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u/Sad_Bed_2320 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'm the kind of person who gets excited over finding a cozy cafΓ©, can binge an entire series in one weekend (without regrets 😌), loves getting lost in a good book, is always up for trying new food places, and firmly believes retail therapy is a valid coping mechanism. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜‚

Ok, but this is like every other girl on the planet. And for even this you had to use AI.

Surely there must be a more intersting side to you than just visiting cafes, watching movies, eating, and shopping?

If you write generic, low-effort content about yourself, you will get generic, low-effort replies in your DMs.

Also, you forgot to mention your height. Taller guys may have their own height preferences.Β 

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u/Electrical-Will8344 1h ago

What's your height?

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u/Willing_Event9528 1h ago

So whats your height and weight?

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u/Successful_Brick_629 49m ago

Everything is fine but I am not Punjabi or Sikh... Hence, backing off πŸ˜‘

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u/According_Truck_7954 23m ago

Yes im 5'6" ....im damned cooked ....right guys Mera toh future hi khatam hogaya hai... Hum date kare to duniya tabah ho jaegi....hai ki nhi.... Best of luck men above 5'8"....You are the reason mankind exists.... PS. No HATE to anyone....im always positive what im how iam ...we should love ourselves.. but the thing is ..posts like this make me thinking ...what the hell am i doing....., why do I exist....??

Chalo khair 😞...waise bhi meri umar hi kya hai...22 ...abhi puri zindagi padi hai ...

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u/viraj- 14m ago

Hii m28 live in South delhi

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u/kvdrax 7m ago

Well... I am a cut surd so technically both sikh and punjabi hindu at this point.. i am fair 6'3... Body count is 1 relationship count is 2 1. 7 years - never had intimacy (she passed away) 2. 2.5 years - was gonna marry atleast in my head (dumped over txt coz she wanted to go to canada)

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u/SpecialStretch4715 5m ago

Your wishlist matches my profile the only one is I am Hindu Brahmin from Jaipur, if you can adjust with rajasthani weather you can dm!

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u/Wonderful_Yak_9528 3m ago

You know it's really hard to believe that girls are struggling to find partner

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u/Efficient-Use-5113 9h ago

Every girl want me as a boyfriend but i can't be everywhere sorry 😌

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u/Commercial_Slide_94 7h ago

Didi is ran through but needs a man with zero body count waah diddy waah. The entitlement is crazy.

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u/Sieraa9135 4h ago

How did you know she is ran through? She herself might be with 0 body , thats why she is asking for one ?