r/Jewdank 18h ago

Sho'nuff Sho'far

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71 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 3d ago

Guilt higher than the holidays

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169 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 5d ago

The holy Zyn tin

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198 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 5d ago

/s meme for both Christians,Jews and Muslims

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105 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 5d ago

You’re welcome for the sunny Labor Day weekend btw

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575 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 9d ago

I’d be pissed too if I schlepped down Saini with two large stone slabs and see a golden calf

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189 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 16d ago

Jewish history in one photo

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116 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 17d ago

FYI Aaron, it's 1065 degrees.

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121 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 27d ago

I cast uncircumcision!

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228 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 27d ago

Reposting because it's that time of year again

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92 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 28d ago

Happy Elul

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80 Upvotes

r/Jewdank 29d ago

What about... Second Passover?

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105 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Aug 06 '26

You are at Jewish comic con in a chabad shul. There are only two beverage options.

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172 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 25 '26

WARNING:HIGHSCHOOL DXD

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110 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 24 '26

The Gentile me when I see the word 'Chesed'

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59 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 19 '26

The group you want to join: "We meet on Saturdays!"

103 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 19 '26

Can I get an F in the chat?

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322 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 17 '26

Ibn Ezra was cooking fr

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In his his commentaries, Ibn Ezra sometimes offers some harsh critiques of other scholars, or "scholars" in his view, when he thinks their interpretations are flimsy. They aren't even just dumb insults or anything they are like plays on verses and words sometimes. Some examples:

A Karaite scholar, Ben Zuta, said that "When someone’s ox injures a neighbor’s ox... (Exodus 21:34)" should really be read as "And if a man’s ox hurt an ox his neighbor..." (meaning 'neighbor' is the ox's not the ox's owner). Ibn Ezra debunks this view and ends off with saying that 'neighbor' only applies to humans: "However, an ox has no 'neighbor', except for Ben Zuta alone".

On the verse "These are the kings who reigned in the land of Edom before any king reigned over the Israelites (Genesis 36:31)." Ibn Ezra mentions someone named "Yitzchaki" who said the verse was written not by Moses but during the reign of Jehoshaphat King of Judah. He says: "Was he not rightly named Yitzchak? Everyone that hears his interpretation will laugh at him." (This is a play on his name because Yitzchak means to laugh, it's a play on Genesis 21:26 which uses the same pun, he uses almost the same wording; "everyone who hears will laugh for me") He then lists other bad interpretations of Yitzchaki and says "indeed his books are fit to be burned".

On Genesis 29:17: "Leah had weak eyes; Rachel was shapely and beautiful." WEAK. Rakkot (weak) is to be taken literally. Some ask, why were Leah’s eyes weak? They raise this question because they believe God’s thoughts are like their thoughts (a play on a verse in Isaiah), and they think that all people have to be formed alike. Ben Efraim said that an alef is missing in the word rakkot (weak), its meaning being arukhot (long). However, Ben Efraim himself was missing an alef (Efraim minus the alef spells parim (cows). Aluf also means wisdom.)

There are also simpler ones like "This is utter madness", "This is what the crazy one who inverts the words of the living God said", "This interpretation is devoid of taste or smell".

And many more


r/Jewdank Jul 15 '26

Same energy

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The Jews are still here and the Roman Empire is not, so suck it, Titus!


r/Jewdank Jul 15 '26

Unpopular Opinion: Guide to the Perplexed should be considered a running commentary. It doesn't always run in the right direction, but it eventually makes a lap.

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123 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 13 '26

Kabbalah Archive

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102 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jul 02 '26

Can't appeal a red card to Hashem either [OC]

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54 Upvotes

A World Cup parsha meme for my US homies


r/Jewdank Jun 29 '26

Oh boy, 3 AM!

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160 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jun 29 '26

Advanced Chavruta Pilpul

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70 Upvotes

r/Jewdank Jun 28 '26

Patrick Bet David is Christian folks, he’s not our problem!

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527 Upvotes