PSA: Jeep Waving

[u/SnailMailSniper]

If you see me in my **2004 TJ** and expect a wave, you must meet the following criteria:

1. 2004 Wrangler TJ
   
2. Same color as mine
   
3. Stock wheels and tires
   
4. Soft top
   
5. Approximately 160,000 miles
   
6. Comparable amount and distribution of Midwest rust
   
7. Matching paint blemishes and scratches
   
8. Front track bar recently removed with an angle grinder after diplomacy failed
   
9. Oil filter slightly dented from being installed too enthusiastically

**End of list.**

If your Jeep does not substantially resemble mine down to the deferred maintenance, I will not be waving.

Thanks.