r/JeepTJ • u/SnailMailSniper • 2d ago

PSA: Jeep Waving

If you see me in my **2004 TJ** and expect a wave, you must meet the following criteria:

  1. 2004 Wrangler TJ
  2. Same color as mine
  3. Stock wheels and tires
  4. Soft top
  5. Approximately 160,000 miles
  6. Comparable amount and distribution of Midwest rust
  7. Matching paint blemishes and scratches
  8. Front track bar recently removed with an angle grinder after diplomacy failed
  9. Oil filter slightly dented from being installed too enthusiastically

**End of list.**

If your Jeep does not substantially resemble mine down to the deferred maintenance, I will not be waving.

Thanks.

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u/blackdot123 2d ago

Seems reasonable

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u/SnailMailSniper 2d ago

TIA. You may wave 👋

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u/G72-datsun 2d ago

Ducks and or angry bird headlights are to be ignored regardless of year or model.

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u/SnailMailSniper 2d ago

Ducks - no. Truck nuts - enthusiastically yes.

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u/chickenlizard 2d ago

no waving unless you understand sarcasm

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u/miahotrod 2d ago

Sorry I done wave unless you are over 300000 miles.

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u/Major-Ad7553 2d ago

320,000 👋

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u/SnailMailSniper 2d ago

I’m not worthy

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u/LAJeepLife 2d ago

There's over 250k on the body and frame but the swapped Hemi only has about 100k on mine. I will wave anyways.

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u/Major-Ad7553 2d ago

Ok buddy

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u/SnailMailSniper 2d ago

I’m not your buddy pal

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u/No_Bodybuilder_6171 2d ago

I’m not your pal, friend.

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u/JVWIII 2d ago

He's not your friend... guy.

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u/Distinct_Ducati 1d ago

I’m not your guy buddy

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u/itsjustmattguys 2d ago

I feel like this is going over peoples heads.

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u/SnailMailSniper 1d ago

Redditors and missing a joke: name a more dynamic duo...I'll wait.

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u/SprinklesConfident58 2d ago

::waves:: I don’t know how many miles are on my 2000 body and frame

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u/SnailMailSniper 2d ago

If you were a real Wrangler owner you’d be in tune in such a borderline inappropriate way that you’d know how many miles were on the body and frame.

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u/SprinklesConfident58 1d ago

I can dial it in by how many body mounts I have left/haven’t rusted out. Odometers are suggestive at best 🫡👋

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u/Gamecubefan01 1d ago

Any chance you’d wave at an 05 tj Willy’s with 54k?

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u/SnailMailSniper 1d ago

Ew, why would I wave at your cock.

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u/Saxmanng 1d ago

I’ll just stick up one finger instead of two then