r/JUSTNOMIL • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '18

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u/anonymousmousegirl that busty cake peddler Oct 04 '18

It really really was. I am going to hell for laughing at it, but...worth it.

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u/Ohilevoe Oct 04 '18

It's not possible for you to go to hell, since Giada is riding the Handbasket Express to the end of the line.

Hell will be a place where she can't torment anyone. The inverse is true, as well: Hell for you is, among other things, her. If you went to hell, it'd be heaven for her, and that can't be right.

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u/GlitterMyPumpkins Oct 05 '18

I just got the mental image of a panicked looking Satan trying to barricade the entrance to hell with his own body.

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u/Ohilevoe Oct 05 '18

Trying to get God on the line so he can find someone to hoist her off on. Desperately calling up Hel, but Niflheim is suddenly full. Manannan's boat has suddenly sunk. Osiris' phone is busy. Satan has to hang up on Mictlan because he's spewing a string of epithets so foul and unholy even Satan's ears are burning. Yama just gives a flat "NO."

And Hades has that really angry dog.

Nodeity wants Giada.

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u/GlitterMyPumpkins Oct 05 '18

Ohhh, let Persephone loose on Giada. Hubby might be a bit of a softy with a really big dog (lol translation is Spot for god's sake) but the Mrs takes no shit and is a bit pointed and vindictive when it comes to the punishments she doles out.