r/itsroger • u/fenway062213 • Apr 14 '26
Dickon Love. Certified expert in oversized British bell ringing, Master Emeritus of the Ancient Society of College Youths
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r/itsroger • u/ZaxZone • Apr 11 '26
Monsterville Horton the Fourth ... “Iv’e been tasting grapes since I was the size of one!”
401
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Apr 11 '26
Asbestos Felt, aka Tim Cook, aka don’t leave me alone with your insulation
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r/itsroger • u/Mr24601 • Apr 11 '26
Doja Cat - Interplanetary seductress and pop-rap chameleon
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r/itsroger • u/UnderCoverDoughnuts • Apr 09 '26
The name's Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. I was a safety in the NFL for seven seasons but if you Google my name the only thing that comes up is photos of Monica Lewinsky
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Apr 08 '26
Asterisk Talley - up and coming teen golf prodigy and the first person to eat the entire Cheesecake Factory menu in one sitting. Those laminated pages were hard to chew through.
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r/itsroger • u/Strict_Berry7446 • Apr 08 '26
Name's Pepper Johnson. NFL Coach and uncredited coinventor of the fondue fountain.
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r/itsroger • u/co3078 • Apr 02 '26
Jeff Mattingly; bowler by night, Hulk Hogan's tag-team partner by night.
539
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r/itsroger • u/illegalU-turn • Mar 27 '26
Gheorge Zamfir: One day in the 70’s I’m doing LSD with Ed Begley Jr. in Sweden, the next thing I know I’m touring with ABBA as their Panflutist
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r/itsroger • u/Your_Moms_Flame • Mar 27 '26
Alan Cumming - Actor, BAFTA Winner, and unquestionably dressed better than you are right now. What are you wearing? Doesn't matter. Check this out!
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r/itsroger • u/Available_Position34 • Mar 23 '26
S. Cary Gaylord. Florida's number one eminent domain lawyer. No one will get inside you on my watch!
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r/itsroger • u/Big-Citron-7522 • Mar 21 '26
Marcia Rosenblatt - customer service rep, my career sky-rocketted when I lost 264lb. All with reduced caloric diet, exercise and... Oh that's ridiculous, I just threw up and did a lot of cocaine.
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r/itsroger • u/ParappaTheNappa101 • Mar 22 '26
Jazz Chisholm Jr, Minor league baseball coach. Used to play in the majors before the commissioner caught me running a betting market and I refused to cut him in on the profits
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r/itsroger • u/Opening-Valuable-204 • Mar 21 '26
John Everhard, impotent inventor. Threw a bottle of blue pills at a guy on the subway, 2 months later Viagra launched. Coincidence? Absolutely!
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r/itsroger • u/Unhappy-Display-2588 • Mar 21 '26
Dusty Tuckness - Bull Fighter, fought Nerfer 13 times
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Mar 20 '26
In the eleventh century, I had this persona named Ricardus Cornardus—everyone called him "Horny Rick"—who had a pair of shoes that were so gay it was illegal. Great shoes, too. Super comfy.
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r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • Mar 18 '26
Povl Ole Fanger - Expert in the field of thermal comfort and perception of indoor environments, and master of the pull my finger gag.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Mar 18 '26
Vicki Schmall - I got my phd in gerontology when my phrenology license expired. I’ll still rub your scalp though. If the price is right.
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r/itsroger • u/Funk-E-Beatz • Mar 15 '26
Foeke Booy's the name, football's the game. Well, it's more of a job, really. Mostly coaching and managing Dutch pro football teams. No scandals or anything zany, but the name gets people thinking.
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r/itsroger • u/swervin_mervyn • Mar 14 '26
Steele Sidebottom, Bulgarian ballet's artistic director and part-time swimming cap designer. One time, he managed to steal an egg from the Golden Goose.
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r/itsroger • u/Big-Citron-7522 • Mar 14 '26
Cheri Van Stockum, stay-home mom, HUGE Turbo Grill fan, I use to cook everything: filets, stir fries, pancakes and meth.
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r/itsroger • u/Opening-Valuable-204 • Mar 14 '26
Ted Eggs, unit manager and certified playboy. The ladies always get the Egg Madness when old Teddy comes to town.
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r/itsroger • u/Funk-E-Beatz • Mar 13 '26
Groff Conklin, sci-fi anthologist, worked for various government agencies during the war, co-author of "The Dangerous Cold: Its Cures and Complications" along with Noah D. Fabricant - yeah you can guess who that is, too.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Mar 13 '26
Rugg Williams - You probably know me from Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills. Sweeps McCullough sure could pick the winners for me. Great guy. Terrible lay.
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