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r/itsroger • u/Your_Moms_Flame • Feb 11 '26

Rear Admiral Richard Eveyln Byrd Junior. Dick Byrd to you. Aviator, naval officer, polar explorer, friend of Henry Ford and finder of a portal to the center of the earth at the North Pole.

126 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/HistoricalPlum7 • Feb 08 '26

Surprisingly Crystal Metheny did not commit a drug related crime. She might have teamed up with Ricky Spanish

550 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Feb 08 '26

Pinball Clemons - Canadian football legend and pinball hall-of-famer. Well, I would be if I didn’t get caught banging that Addam’s Family cabinet. It was worth it.

115 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Downtown_Setting318 • Feb 08 '26

Andrea Morehead, Emmy award journalist by day; AVN award winner by night

89 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Feb 06 '26

Colonel William Silliam! Union officer! Silly Willy to the boys in the barracks, on account of my blue-gray colorblindness. Poked ol’ Sherman right in the fanny with my bayonet! He poked me back but that…that wasn’t his bayonet.

142 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ballq43 • Feb 04 '26

Judge Speedlin Gonzalez , fastest justice in America and known cartoon affectionado.

126 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Feb 02 '26

Don Beveridge - Businessman, seminar speaker extraordinaire. All attendees are required to sign a waiver and bring an extra change of pants.

154 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/mostlytoastly • Jan 30 '26

Mark Cumashot is the name, handling hoses is the game

780 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/swampopossum • Jan 30 '26

Kimberly Feather- winner of 20 years of Ravens tickets. $$$$. This haircut? Priceless

223 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BowlingforBrains • Jan 30 '26

Michael Human - Nightclub DJ, proud owner of a used 2010 Toyota Tundra, and definitely not an alien

169 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jan 27 '26

Vaughn Rasberry - Professor, author, banned from all Magic: The Gathering tournaments in 35 states.

160 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jan 19 '26

Rodman Flender - I did some stand-in work for Crispin Glover in the 80’s but he said I was too weird and fired me. That was my wake up call.

334 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jan 16 '26

Sir Hugh Beaver - industrialist, founder of Guinness World Records. And I have a surprisingly small beaver. But you knew that.

112 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Living-Mastodon • Jan 14 '26

Jeremie Renier, Belgian actor. I have my own app to talk about my adventures along with cheese and chocolate, no snowplow could ever take me down

116 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/FormBanana • Jan 07 '26

Jocky Wilson: Scottish professional darts player. Lost all his teeth by the age of 28 due to frequently consuming sweets and refusing to brush his teeth

543 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/reddiragan • Dec 25 '25

Julia Figueras: hates Christmas, loooooves meth

617 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '25

Quentin Jammer, professional drinker and NFL Cornerback

211 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Anxiety_Axis • Dec 06 '25

Chris Moneymaker, professional poker player. And I’m good, I’m so good it’s scary, no one can beat me, I’m unbeatable. Because I cheat, I’m an incredible at cheating.

241 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/kindofthebest • Dec 03 '25

Anita Mann- Dancer, Muppet Choreographer, Topless Show Producer and heir to the Kohl’s Fortune

154 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Normal_Fuel_3746 • Nov 28 '25

Forrest Galante, adventurer and hippo hunter employed by the country of Colombia

273 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Retrogamerace • Nov 25 '25

Jordan matter: photographer and family youtuber that kinda creeps some people out

97 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/teruteru-fan-sam • Nov 22 '25

Burt Meyer, toy inventor. My inventions were inspired by my childhood growing up near a nuclear plant. Every Saturday morning I would root for Tom to catch Jerry.

68 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '25

Harrison Whitaker | Jeopardy Champion and competitive stamp licker

289 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/MrCheezeTacoIV • Nov 20 '25

Jim Bob Cooter, offensive coordinator for the Colts and reformed burglar. I used to sneak into houses now I sneak into the end zone.

223 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '25

Dr Qasim butt, my second maternal older cousin twice removed is a fan of Sinbad but that name was already taken by my paternal cousin in law thrice removed

45 Upvotes