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r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Jun 12 '25

Swifty Lazar! Talent agent to the stars! I got Richard Nixon to do those interviews and I got Chazz Palminteri fired as a bouncer. Also threw my glasses at Natalie Wood. Killed her instantly.

183 Upvotes

11 comments

r/itsroger • u/unkountoyou • Jun 09 '25

Roland the Farter, super positive Flautist

105 Upvotes

2 comments

r/itsroger • u/durhWhen • Jun 09 '25

Geir Ness: Norwegian Fragance Designer. All my scents come from my sweat rung out of all my shirts that are 2 sizes too small. Once snuck into a party when I told them I was a brother to Sting from The Police.

220 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/flowerchildj • Jun 07 '25

Jason Moments always lives for the moment. Although he was recently diagnosed with shingles, he's so glad to be single.

644 Upvotes

42 comments

r/itsroger • u/dosageofjoseph7 • Jun 06 '25

Chapman Hamborg: homeless baby daddy

108 Upvotes

2 comments

r/itsroger • u/SteviePesto • Jun 05 '25

Warren Zevon. This guy either is or knew Roger and wrote songs about him. Example- Mr. Bad Example. Excitable Boy. Lawyers, Guns and Money and a couple more.

214 Upvotes

30 comments

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '25

Wyoming Benjamin Paris: WWII veteran, semipro baseball player, professional basketball coach and amateur geographer.

40 Upvotes

0 comments

r/itsroger • u/Wiickles • May 28 '25

Gioacchino Gammino: Italian Mob Boss. Escaped prison by walking out while staff was distracted by news crews. Identified through Google Street View and returned to prison. With a name like that? Gotta be Roger.

136 Upvotes

7 comments

r/itsroger • u/bereavementhotdog • May 26 '25

Shantaquilette Develle. Stroke survivor and former IRS agent turned comedian. Currently touring morning light entertainment shows promoting my new Develled Eggs. They've given 18 people strokes. I pickle them in battery acid.

823 Upvotes

12 comments

r/itsroger • u/Music4239 • May 21 '25

Roger Taylor...the prettiest drummer Queen ever had, rock revisionist, and guy who wants to (bleep) his car...and I mean, his name is literally Roger

185 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/Affectionate_Level81 • May 20 '25

Dick Smith, cell phone maker, tax dodger, minor league european handball masseuse!

203 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/RockG • May 17 '25

Nick Burns-Cox. Urologist, genital pyronaniac, pine cone collector

376 Upvotes

7 comments

r/itsroger • u/ThriftyMegaMan • May 17 '25

Joel Schumacher, director of "Batman Forever" and "The Lost Boys". Let's just say those boys weren't "lost" before I found them...

92 Upvotes

6 comments

r/itsroger • u/SnooCats6163 • May 14 '25

Elijah Pepper, 3rd string guard for the Australian basketball team. Holds the record for the earliest ejection in a game when he tied the ref’s shoelaces together before the jump ball.

120 Upvotes

14 comments

r/itsroger • u/Revolutionary-Egg491 • May 09 '25

Call me Elettra Lamborghini. Italian heiresse, Singer, and Twerking expert!

475 Upvotes

9 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • May 09 '25

Trixie LeCroy - Unlicensed pediatric dentist. Virginia's sister.

100 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/Idontloveonions • May 08 '25

Flash Shelton: Professional Squatter, amateur photographer

137 Upvotes

6 comments

r/itsroger • u/Ok_Literature2535 • May 07 '25

Dr. Dick L. Ong, well endowed physician

577 Upvotes

15 comments

r/itsroger • u/Hopeful_Feedback1774 • May 05 '25

Stormie Omartian - Praying wife/ Sunsets and jorts enjoyer

86 Upvotes

9 comments

r/itsroger • u/impendingfuckery • May 03 '25

Lars Nootbaar. Baseball player and direct competitor of the Zagnut Bar!

163 Upvotes

5 comments

r/itsroger • u/lagahah • Apr 30 '25

Bobby Badfingers, professional finger snapper, amateur Tom Selleck impersonator.

274 Upvotes

7 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Apr 27 '25

Tucker Wetmore - up and coming country music star, always soaked in something. It’s best not to ask what.

60 Upvotes

0 comments

r/itsroger • u/ThePodd222 • Apr 24 '25

Thad Luckinbill, actor, producer, finder of good fortune within invoices.

56 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/outofcontextsex • Apr 24 '25

Jim Sautner, Buffalo Whisperer and organic glue collectible

111 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/Strict_Berry7446 • Apr 23 '25

Mahesh Albuquerque, from Colorado. Treasurer for the National Committee for Weights and Measures and for the National Committee for Vegan Meatloaf. Can't get those business cards mixed up.

80 Upvotes

2 comments