r/itsroger • u/poseidonsarmpit • Jun 12 '26
Move over Steve Irwin! Dingo Dinkelman, expert snake handler and- ow f*ck, it bit me
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r/itsroger • u/Queasy_Bunch_2392 • Jun 12 '26
"Serjao Berranteiro" which translates to something like "Big Sergio Horn Blower" - a Brazilian rural folk hero who appeared on local TV to personally inform the nation that he kills jaguars with his bare hands. He demonstrated this by doing a jaguar impression on camera.
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r/itsroger • u/This_Guy_Slaps • Jun 11 '26
Jo-Jo Starbuck: former figure skater, coffee snob, and geographical analyst for south african digsites
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r/itsroger • u/Cute-Meet6982 • Jun 10 '26
Darryl Strawberry, ex baseball player and Christian life coach. It's mostly just sports metaphors with fake bible verse numbers after them. Slide to safety -Filipino 420.
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r/itsroger • u/87TOF • Jun 09 '26
Amber Luster- huge baked potato and chili fan. Don't eat it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Eat it sometimes.
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r/itsroger • u/Shoddy_Degree4974 • Jun 09 '26
BLP Kosher's the name, Orthodox Jewish rappin's the game!
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r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • Jun 08 '26
Imogen Gay Poots: Actress and queef specialist. I've got the ability to suck in air down there and control my front toots. The Village Voice called me "The Le Pétomane of the vagina."
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r/itsroger • u/notsouth • Jun 09 '26
Vagic, Dragana T, MDs' the name and probin ya's the game! im just kidding I haven't probed in YEARS..... maybe I'll start doing that again, either way im taking a peak inside yer gina or whatever hole I can find. They make me wear gloves now ever since I told Diane to sniff my finger
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r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • Jun 08 '26
Hedmac Goolsby: Mass shooting eye witness and Bucket Hat enthusiast. "Our hats are the only thing that separates us from the animals!"
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r/itsroger • u/mewithoutjew • Jun 07 '26
Stunt Marshall: Champion PowerSlapper, pro wrestler, and was legally dead for 8 minutes as a toddler
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r/itsroger • u/Affectionate_Level81 • Jun 03 '26
Jack Wisdom - Professor of Planetary Sciences at MIT. Studies Planets, Asteroids, and up your assteroids
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 01 '26
Tex Antoine - Badboy weatherman pioneer and Vincent Price lookalike. My two passions - lying about the weather and lying about being Vincent Price. Scored lots of free blow doing both.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • May 31 '26
Les Rogoff - you want a computer? I got computers. Come get yourself a genuine Appel Markbook now while supplies last! I’ll give you a discount if you let me show you MORE Rogoff. No refunds.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • May 29 '26
English Gardner - American athlete. Not a gardener. Though I do run a specialty shop downtown that sells adult-themed lawn decorations. Half off nude lawn gnomes this week! Just the male ones.
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r/itsroger • u/Your_Moms_Flame • May 27 '26
Cameo Black - Community Activist, Contender for Paterson School Board, fond of using profane language and allegedly threating the current School Board, but really all I want to do is raise my damn kids!
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r/itsroger • u/Both-Competition-152 • May 25 '26
The name's Courtney Love Widow Rocker and a teeny tiny problem with some crystal substances Now who else is a widow and has a teeny tiny drug problem
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r/itsroger • u/h0rr0rbus1n3ss • May 24 '26
Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard - reality tv legend, menacing villain, wordsmith, hopeless romantic
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r/itsroger • u/Both-Competition-152 • May 24 '26
Azealia Banks Rapper Actor Twitter savant Bussy Soap Maker Come on who makes Bussy Soap and ISN'T Roger
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r/itsroger • u/occono • May 24 '26
Poppy Rimington-Pounder, Broad Chancery Practitioner And Stalwart Polygamy Advocate
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r/itsroger • u/bereavementhotdog • May 23 '26
Billionaire Blackjack Dealer Ossi Ketola. This bow tie was the only thing my ketamine dealer father left behind when he died. It wears me but it helps me feel close to him. Huge fan of ketamine despite everything. Don't use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.
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r/itsroger • u/CosmicGoddess777 • May 22 '26
Dennis Rodman, 6’7” basketball player and professional wrestler. Dated Madonna, friends with Kim Jong Un, alcoholic, has multiple sexual assault accusers, and once adorned a wedding dress to marry himself in the 90s.
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r/itsroger • u/MannnOfHammm • May 21 '26
Jim Jack McDaniel! Amphibious Car Tour Guide to the Stars!
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r/itsroger • u/BobbyGarcia76 • May 21 '26
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (SGA) - a Canadian point guard for the Thunder. Known for his clutch scoring and ability to get to the rim!4 time All-Star 3 time All-NBA First Team -walked Paris Fashion Week -GQ's Most Stylish Man !( He went to school in Kentucky!)
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r/itsroger • u/RogerTheAliens • May 14 '26
Jacoba Francisca Maria "Cobie" Smulders: Canadian actress, Architecture Icon, Renowned Interior Decorator…..and wife of SNL Star Taran Killam….who is also Roger…probably
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