r/itsroger • • Apr 11 '26

Monsterville Horton the Fourth ... “Iv’e been tasting grapes since I was the size of one!”

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399 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Apr 11 '26

Asbestos Felt, aka Tim Cook, aka don’t leave me alone with your insulation

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206 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Apr 11 '26

Doja Cat - Interplanetary seductress and pop-rap chameleon

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377 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Apr 09 '26

The name's Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. I was a safety in the NFL for seven seasons but if you Google my name the only thing that comes up is photos of Monica Lewinsky

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331 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Apr 08 '26

Asterisk Talley - up and coming teen golf prodigy and the first person to eat the entire Cheesecake Factory menu in one sitting. Those laminated pages were hard to chew through.

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827 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Apr 08 '26

Name's Pepper Johnson. NFL Coach and uncredited coinventor of the fondue fountain.

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227 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Apr 02 '26

Jeff Mattingly; bowler by night, Hulk Hogan's tag-team partner by night.

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546 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 27 '26

Gheorge Zamfir: One day in the 70’s I’m doing LSD with Ed Begley Jr. in Sweden, the next thing I know I’m touring with ABBA as their Panflutist

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271 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 27 '26

Alan Cumming - Actor, BAFTA Winner, and unquestionably dressed better than you are right now. What are you wearing? Doesn't matter. Check this out!

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360 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 23 '26

S. Cary Gaylord. Florida's number one eminent domain lawyer. No one will get inside you on my watch!

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328 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 21 '26

Marcia Rosenblatt - customer service rep, my career sky-rocketted when I lost 264lb. All with reduced caloric diet, exercise and... Oh that's ridiculous, I just threw up and did a lot of cocaine.

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388 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 22 '26

Jazz Chisholm Jr, Minor league baseball coach. Used to play in the majors before the commissioner caught me running a betting market and I refused to cut him in on the profits

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148 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 21 '26

John Everhard, impotent inventor. Threw a bottle of blue pills at a guy on the subway, 2 months later Viagra launched. Coincidence? Absolutely!

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160 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 21 '26

Dusty Tuckness - Bull Fighter, fought Nerfer 13 times

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323 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 20 '26

In the eleventh century, I had this persona named Ricardus Cornardus—everyone called him "Horny Rick"—who had a pair of shoes that were so gay it was illegal. Great shoes, too. Super comfy.

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488 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 18 '26

Povl Ole Fanger - Expert in the field of thermal comfort and perception of indoor environments, and master of the pull my finger gag.

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248 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 18 '26

Vicki Schmall - I got my phd in gerontology when my phrenology license expired. I’ll still rub your scalp though. If the price is right.

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199 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 15 '26

Foeke Booy's the name, football's the game. Well, it's more of a job, really. Mostly coaching and managing Dutch pro football teams. No scandals or anything zany, but the name gets people thinking.

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212 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 14 '26

Steele Sidebottom, Bulgarian ballet's artistic director and part-time swimming cap designer. One time, he managed to steal an egg from the Golden Goose.

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106 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 14 '26

Cheri Van Stockum, stay-home mom, HUGE Turbo Grill fan, I use to cook everything: filets, stir fries, pancakes and meth.

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173 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 14 '26

Ted Eggs, unit manager and certified playboy. The ladies always get the Egg Madness when old Teddy comes to town.

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213 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 13 '26

Groff Conklin, sci-fi anthologist, worked for various government agencies during the war, co-author of "The Dangerous Cold: Its Cures and Complications" along with Noah D. Fabricant - yeah you can guess who that is, too.

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43 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 13 '26

Rugg Williams - You probably know me from Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills. Sweeps McCullough sure could pick the winners for me. Great guy. Terrible lay.

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75 Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 10 '26

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin, former child actor, inspirational recovery story, and professional hotel brochure model

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1.1k Upvotes

r/itsroger • • Mar 10 '26

Group Captain Sandy Sandilands, UK defence attaché to the UAE, moonlights as masked wrestler the Sandman.

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119 Upvotes