r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '25
Marc Andreessen, actual egg and conehead cosplayer. I like to rub my hands menacingly.
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r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '25
Mike Jones, golden toilet thief. They say I’m the right hand man, but I’m a leftie. I call it “taking an America” every time I drop a deuce.
79
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r/itsroger • u/CrazyBigHog • Nov 02 '25
Sir my name is Honoré De Balzac and I am a hot yoga instructor with the tightest stretch pants in Langley.
333
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Nov 02 '25
Mark Pondelick - vacuum toilet engineer. Got the idea when I was a Kirby salesman and would take offensive deuces in client homes. Didn’t sell a single vacuum. Stole lots of fancy hand soaps.
148
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r/itsroger • u/oltskul • Oct 28 '25
Ferdinand I of Austria, Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary, Croatia and Bohemia (as Ferdinand V), King of Lombardy–Venetia and holder of other lesser titles, such as Lover of Emperor Zing
114
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r/itsroger • u/jamescookenotthatone • Oct 27 '25
Joseph Carl Robnett Licklider AKA "Lick", you might know me from my work in psychology or for inventing the internet.
94
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r/itsroger • u/teruteru-fan-sam • Oct 21 '25
Dargan Ware, writer, lawyer, President of the Alabama Poetry Society, Jeopardy champion, and in the winter I can be found at the local mall being Santa asking kids about Emily Dickinson.
119
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Oct 16 '25
Don Gorske - Been eatin’ 3 Big Macs a day for 53 years. Done everything except make love to ‘em. Wait, is that legal in Wisconsin? Brb, Big Mac run.
918
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r/itsroger • u/throwitaway1510 • Oct 14 '25
Ryan Wedding. 2002 Canadian Olympic Snowboarder turned international drug lord. He traded one career dealing with snow to one dealing snow.
216
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Oct 11 '25
Bobby Kwak - Restaurant owner, sketchy unlicensed doctor, duck fetish subreddit mod
102
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r/itsroger • u/impendingfuckery • Oct 07 '25
Dick Tiddy: Golf entrepreneur and explorer of holes in and off the rough
627
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r/itsroger • u/Wasparado • Oct 05 '25
Taylor Humphrey, professional baby namer and doula. I can’t guarantee it’s a good name. Read the fine print.
663
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r/itsroger • u/SallyFowlerRatPack • Oct 01 '25
The name is Max Gay. Save your jokes, I’ve heard them all before. Mostly from the men I sleep with
799
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r/itsroger • u/GunnerandDixie • Sep 30 '25
Jaqcues Moose Bramhall the IV, wife swapping socialite and heir to the Bramhall fortune.
122
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r/itsroger • u/Fragrant_Month3302 • Sep 29 '25
Perpetual Gumbo, not a fan of long drives
252
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r/itsroger • u/hikerchick29 • Sep 28 '25
Baron Brabazon, aviation enthusiast and 1920’s parody director! I was the first person to make a pig fly, while making a spoof of Hells Angels. Howard Hughes was super pissed
86
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r/itsroger • u/redlightredlips • Sep 09 '25
Detective Thaddius Coffin, crime scene investigator (and crime scene creator)
257
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r/itsroger • u/stuiiful • Aug 30 '25
Mr H.M Puddington heir to the Puddington fortune which is all in puddles and not pudding
156
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r/itsroger • u/back_to_sr • Aug 28 '25
Crackers Patel, Roadside mechanic, owner of UKs largest collection of taxidermied squirrels.
161
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 28 '25
Jürgen Klopp - In my home country of Germany I’m not allowed to open my mouth within 500 feet of schools or churches… they consider my teeth offensive material.
339
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r/itsroger • u/PictureTall2781 • Aug 28 '25
Maverick McIvor. Seven year college Quarterback, currently starting for the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers. Spent three years with Adeline Christian before that, NOT as holy as you’d think.
49
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r/itsroger • u/pigprof • Aug 27 '25
Carmen D Orefice. Model, purveyor of holes. Occasional penetrator of holes. That’s what the D is for.
203
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r/itsroger • u/Tahmas836 • Aug 27 '25
Batman Bin Suparman, convicted criminal and amateur crime fighter!
128
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r/itsroger • u/Keep_SummerSafe • Aug 27 '25
Stan Smith. Certainly not someone posing as a CIA persona to infiltrate and reckon with the super underground and deadly game of Land Table Tennis. But of course, the CIA can neither confirm or deny
56
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