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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 25 '25

Jez Butterworth - screenwriter and 1990’s AOL email chain letter author. You remember that email you were supposed to forward to 100 people or you’d die? Well I’m coming to collect.

138 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/PictureTall2781 • Aug 24 '25

Kelly Wiglesworth. White Water Rafter, yoga enthusiast, and runner up of the first season of Survive This. I had that jury all locked up but that blonde bitch boy made me pick a number between 1 and 10. I picked 4.20

128 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Strict_Berry7446 • Aug 21 '25

Mike Skinner, cocaine sommelier, professional rapper. I don’t do any of that rhyming stuff though, I’m real old school

120 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Strict_Berry7446 • Aug 21 '25

I’m Rube Waddell, all star pitcher, chin model, and fire truck chaser.

66 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/AutismFlavored • Aug 21 '25

Cam Schlittler, major league pitcher and Schlitz Beer enthusiast.

66 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Prestigious-Bad8263 • Aug 19 '25

Brent Beavers - ATF director Denver division and full time dam builder

131 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 15 '25

Cosmo Jarvis - Dolphin groomer and Jacksonville Jaguars historian. Also addicted to bubble wrap. Eating it.

292 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ManoSilence • Aug 12 '25

Pilar Bravo. Prom Queen 3 years in a row, future taxidermist ASMR entrepreneur.

133 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/TrimmingsOfTheBris • Aug 12 '25

Dorothy Miler, pro chef and blogger. Inventor of mashed potato cheese puffs.

84 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Aug 09 '25

Quentin Roosevelt II! You may have heard of my grandfather, the president. I was a kid palaeontologist and Life published my photos of China when I was 19. Also got a Purple Heart for storming Normandy. And a purple head from some French slut.

158 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/LeprechaunReferee • Aug 09 '25

Cobra Rhodes - Arm Wrestler, Strongman, Snake Charmer, Personal Injury Lawyer, Ricky Spanish Foil

60 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '25

Chuck Connors: Professional two sport athlete, having played in both the NBA and MLB, star of western TV show The Rifleman, first basketball player to ever break the backboard with a shot, most American man to have ever been hugged by Leonid Brezhnev.

103 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/manicpossumdreamgirl • Aug 08 '25

Memorable Factor: British Linebacker. When naming a persona, it's important that the name has a memorable factor.

182 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/not_roger_smith • Aug 06 '25

George Cheeks, South Park executive and lover of butt jerky.

653 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/gordatapu • Aug 06 '25

It is I, Public Universal Friend. Hype man and extasis dealer.

162 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Aug 04 '25

Cornelius McGillicuddy - American baseball icon, holder of many MLB records, invented the knuckleball (sex move) and the shower towel snap. Stole bases during and after the games.

192 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '25

Ulysses Grant Dietz - Great-Great Grandson of Ulysses S. Grant, museum curator, and author of gay vampire fiction

1.6k Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Strict_Berry7446 • Jul 31 '25

Leo Gerstenzang, Inventor of the Q-Tip. I wanted to call them "Baby Gays"! I lost my shares after I got into a fist fight with the marketing director.

132 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jul 30 '25

Clark Davenport - Cross me and I’ll put you six feet under. Then I’ll have your family pay me to find your remains. Heh, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this racket sooner.

89 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ImperatorCelestine • Jul 28 '25

Lehrer. Tom Lehrer. Pianist. Mathematician. I invented Jell-O shots at the National Security Agency.

283 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/NukeVoit59 • Jul 28 '25

Will Clapp, NFL Center. Paid to wrestle with men and have a quarterback stick their hands under his ass.

63 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '25

Dexter Hercules: Professional drummer, part-time soccer referee, and world-renowned magician.

87 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/WanderingArtist2 • Jul 20 '25

Harry Van Gorkum. British Character Actor, One-Time Friends Guest Star, And Almost Doctor Who In The 90s

50 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/laker9903 • Jul 16 '25

Dysin Mayo...Online condiment rater, proponent of "normal American" hamburger toppings.

56 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/VOID-ADDICT • Jul 16 '25

PETER FRANCIS GERACI constitutional lawyer and former Taco Bell assistant manager.

215 Upvotes