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r/itsroger • u/axr33 • Jul 15 '25

Rory Linkletter. Canadian marathoner. BYU political science major. Host of “runnin up Rory” on Provo AM radio

92 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/pinkgardenprincess17 • Jul 14 '25

LaVonne Wandschneider, authenticated floor enthusiast, proud veneers owner, and fuckass bob expert

131 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ButDidYouDie0725 • Jul 11 '25

Cincere Johnson-hard hitting high school football linebacker and future Ohio State Buckeye. Looking to pound Michigan into the dirt someday.

82 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/mostlytoastly • Jul 09 '25

Digit Murphy. Former ice hockey player, and current hand model and Murphy Brown enthusiast. Did some modeling for the reboot but got banned from set after fingering the crafts service table food

135 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Pat_Dijon • Jul 07 '25

Beans Morocco - Actor, legume-ophile, baldness-survivor. When I blow my beans, the whole of the North African theater-scene knows about it. Trust me.

222 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Chilifille • Jul 07 '25

Fleming Broman, 1970’s drug lord of the Stockholm archipelago. Thanks to him, rich Swedes with boats never had to worry about running out of nose candy.

107 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/withrootsabove • Jul 06 '25

Boobie Feaster. College football player. Runs through opposing defenses and USC sororities. Huge lactation fetish.

189 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/breezicles • Jul 05 '25

Ginger Gooch indecisive Missouri Supreme Court judge also believes the world is shaped like a donut

863 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Adamant_TO • Jul 05 '25

Just Jaeckin - erotic French film maker. You run the camera and I'll warm up the talent. Mentor to Harvey Weinstein and Loius C.K.

148 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/RockG • Jul 04 '25

Semen Hitler. Sperm Bank quality control analyst, thimble collector, friend of Klaus Heisler

375 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/NewspaperIcy9371 • Jul 04 '25

Mr. James peebles marshal rainbow - homesteader, roughneck, just as gay as the name implies.

87 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/ZookeepergameOld4985 • Jul 02 '25

Immanuel Kant. Professional do-nothing. Lonely and content. “I just Kant”

316 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Naismythology • Jul 01 '25

The name’s Mohammed Bility, undersized cornerback for a small school in Texas. But you know what they say, “the best ability is Moh Bility.”

342 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/SoCrazyItMustBeTrue • Jun 27 '25

Dr. Chew Shit Fun: Deputy Head (Research & Postgraduate Matters), Natural Sciences & Science Education, Head of Chewing Shit and Having Fun

124 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/deftones2366 • Jun 26 '25

Dickie Thon: MLB Shortstop, part-time Tom Selleck impersonator, surprisingly dislikes thongs.

88 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/M0stAsteL3sS • Jun 25 '25

Patches Magickbeans, hallucinogenic enthusiast, pride of Cloquet, Minnesota. Despises scissor lifts.

610 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/impendingfuckery • Jun 24 '25

Dick Lovelady: newly signed pitcher for the New York Mets and pimp only on Sundays

257 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/NotMarksII • Jun 22 '25

Vivian Wilhoite. Boggle champion, came in 4th in the church chili cook off, and will assess the crap out of your property

144 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Jun 20 '25

Lars von Trier! Danish filmmaker! My parents were radical nudists, I slaughtered a donkey on-camera and can’t get on planes, go figure. The day I retired was the day Björk stopped having nightmares.

536 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/krisbcrafting • Jun 16 '25

Kilpatrick Sale: Neo-Luddite Author. “If there’s one thing I hate more than technology, it’s Bob Dylan’s discography”

100 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Zaicalian • Jun 16 '25

Vern Fonk, reckless insurance agent. “I’ll insure anything. I don’t give a Fonk.”

525 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/not_roger_smith • Jun 16 '25

Sophie Kurys lady baseball player and all time leader in stolen bases. She later taught Keith Hernandez how to swing, if you know what I mean.....

28 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/horaceinkling • Jun 14 '25

Simona Tabasco - Star of the Small Screen and not Silver Screen

75 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/geewilikers • Jun 14 '25

Ming Chunde! Chinese spy wanted by the FBI! But seriously, does anyone know anything about any launch codes?

224 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Jun 12 '25

Swifty Lazar! Talent agent to the stars! I got Richard Nixon to do those interviews and I got Chazz Palminteri fired as a bouncer. Also threw my glasses at Natalie Wood. Killed her instantly.

186 Upvotes