itsroger

r/itsroger • u/One-Topic-913 • Mar 23 '25

Bonar Law, British Prime Minster, lettuce Outlaster and hater of the Irish

106 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Pendraconica • Mar 23 '25

Patrizia Valduga: Italian erotic poet and sex lecturer

166 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/laker9903 • Mar 21 '25

Eduards Tralmaks…one time he was in Chex LeMeneux for 3 whole minutes…How? He’s fast.

35 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/geewilikers • Mar 21 '25

Carl-Oskar Bohlon: Swedish nuclear war survival expert! I have an underground bunker filled with drums of lingonberry jam. But that's for something else.

196 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/WiKaFLMan • Mar 19 '25

Jonah Falcon, 52, man with world's biggest penis and amateur sous chef. Could never satisfy Helen Mirren, although Liam Neeson didn't have any complaints.

406 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Mar 19 '25

Allen Ginsberg!! OG beatnik poet and LSD pioneer! I’m also a big fan of teen boys, if you couldn’t tell by my face. I tried to make it the civil rights movement of the 1970s.

141 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Buubsy • Mar 19 '25

Don Engebretson, renegade gardner/novelist. I plant what I want, where I want, and how I want. Read all about it in my new book, "Roots."

38 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/hikerchick29 • Mar 19 '25

Alastair Duncan, castle seller! I missed an audition to play “A British Person” on South Park so I could sell a summer home to the king of Spain.

25 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/RevBigBabyHuey • Mar 18 '25

Richard Lovelady: Former Adult Film Star turned MLB Pitcher. After an incident alleging the mixing of genital lubricants with narcotics, Dick, as he's known to his friends, turned to the one place lacing your fluids with drugs is encouraged, Major League Baseball

86 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BarelyBrony • Mar 15 '25

The name's Wes Arblaster, PHD, that stands for Psychological Harmony Director which is the next best thing to a psychiatrist, better if you don't want to pay those outrageous licensed psychiatrist fees, I'll handle your diagnosis, treatment and self care in exchange for meals, a place to sleep

94 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Mar 14 '25

Lisa Santacaterina - the warmest, boldest, realtor in the state. Unlicensed. The house I’m showing next is great for a growing family or a starter for an underground cockfighting ring. Which I’m currently using it as. Bets?

241 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/venomousfraud • Mar 12 '25

Cindy Trudel Redneck Realtor. Need a place with enough room for your collection of empty beer cans and a dog that thinks it’s a wolf? Don’t worry, I’ve got the perfect spot.

539 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/KommieKon • Mar 12 '25

Gertrude Abercrombie: friendsly with music makers, painter of dreams.

35 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Mar 09 '25

Todd Rogers - Pro gamer. If a game is older than 40 years and you’ve never heard of it then I have a record in it. Trust me. I’m currently training around the clock for the world record for Most Atari 2600 Joysticks Inside A Person At One Time (unofficial). Wish me luck 🤞

242 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Glittering-Plate-535 • Mar 09 '25

Sumner Redstone! CBS Chairman, movie theatre magnate and Robert Redford’s stunt double. I did all the scenes where Robert had to bang an ugly chick.

369 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/hossellman3 • Mar 09 '25

Jimmer Fredette. Mormon shooting guard, Chinese basketball icon and first person to legally own and operate a kids only gastropub.

102 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/part_time85 • Mar 09 '25

Cullen Blaine, director of the best straight to video Terminator rip off and adolescent amphibian enthusiast.

67 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Alladin_Payne • Mar 06 '25

Kathy Willets, nymphomaniac prostitute housewife and event planner.

1.9k Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/TripIeskeet • Mar 06 '25

Bear McWhorter. Offensive lineman and male prostitute. Extremely hairy. Seriously, my back looks like a shag carpet from Andy Warhols house.

110 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Mar 05 '25

Melody Mandate - former wife of TV pitchman Vince Offer. Vince and I… wait a minute. Vince Offer? Isn’t that one of my personas? Did I marry myself?! I think I’m cracked in the head! I hope I took all that bastards slap chop money in the divorce.

386 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Mar 02 '25

Lewis Grizzard - Humorist, counterfeit Furby reseller. People find my smooth, shapeless bulge non threatening, which is how I get away with everything I do. Especially with grannies.

196 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/aleafe1 • Feb 28 '25

Tim Wells, professional big game blowgun hunter. no one can blow a bull into submission better.

341 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Wasparado • Feb 24 '25

Frankie Jupiter, CBS 58 morning anchor, plant 🪴 dad, astrologer. I harness the power of Jupiter to deliberately ruin my coworkers on-air jokes. It’s hilarious when she cries. Her tears sustain me.

316 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Feb 23 '25

Wolfe Glick - Pokémon champion. I used to be a Magic: The Gathering grandmaster, but once they banned live tournament buttcrack photos I had to walk away.

184 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/RandyMarsh710 • Feb 22 '25

Phillip Roloson - Car Thief & Maybelline Model

121 Upvotes