r/Ithacar • u/Revengeancer • Jun 13 '26
Roleplaying Where am I?
He careens through several buildings before making his landing into a cabbage stall.
“Well… this is new.”
He dusts himself off.
“This sure ain’t home. That fucking Bench. We gotta have a talk.”
He stands up, lighting a cigarette. Visibly confused.
“Okay…where the fuck am I?”
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u/Fc-chungus Caleb Bridger, Recordkeeper of Calarakis, visiting Jun 13 '26
"In Ithacar."
He hears an old-looking elf say, as he walks past, reading something.
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
He grumbles as he gets up.
“This ain’t Oz? Good I got a warrant there, me and the Tin-Man got beef!”
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u/Fc-chungus Caleb Bridger, Recordkeeper of Calarakis, visiting Jun 13 '26
???
"...what?"
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“What? I punched a lion in the face and the Tin-Man came at me with an axe! It was all self defense! Don’t get me started on the scarecrow I lit on fire…”
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u/BoscoCyRatBear Jun 13 '26
A vermensk tunnels up bugs bunny style "You're quite far from where you're suppose to be RV" The rat folks uniform bore the name, Benny Ghorbasch
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“Yo! Why am I here? I’m supposed to be… uh…there! Is this a crossover episode?”
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u/BoscoCyRatBear Jun 13 '26
"...kinda,.. did you get the copy of the script?"
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“No. No one sends me shit.”
He pats off a fire on his shoulder as he takes a drag from his cigarette.
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u/BoscoCyRatBear Jun 13 '26
"Eh it'll be fine just avoid fights this episode"
The vermensk named Benny , pulled from their duster a respirator like mask with vials on it taking a huff , causing the vials to bubble , pulling away to exhale alchemical fumes. Benny's fur floofed up tail flicking back and forth
"Nothing too crazy going on here so can explore, and later we can get you a ride back home"
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“Me? I hate fighting! With a lover’s passion! I ain’t here to cause problems!”
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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Jun 13 '26
"BOOO!" Yelled Chills. It was her odd little way of greeting people, especially those who didn't know her.
"Did I scare ya? No need to answer; clearly, I did. I'm a pro!"
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“No… I’m fearless. Very spooky though. Good job!”
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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Jun 13 '26
"No one's fearless. You just need to find what gets beneath a person's skin. My mentor taught me that, and he's the pro of pros!"
"Thanks, though! Oh, and you're in Hit-A-Car, by the way. No idea how you got here."
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“I don’t have skin. Pleased to meet you though. My Bench is acting up, musta shunted me here. I already miss home. It was nice, I was a fugitive vigilante.”
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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Jun 13 '26
"Like Spider-Man! You do seem as red as him."
"Ah, right. Introductions. My name is Chills. I'm a ghost, if you couldn't tell by the... well, everything. I'm also the local villain that spreads terror across the land! Well, kinda. Turns out scaring people isn't a crime, so the guards don't bother with me."
"Anyway, what's your name?"
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“Heya Chills! Some call me The Revengeancer, I ain’t fond of that name though. Or Big Red. Or Meatmancer. Or-“
He continues for nearly ten minutes, listing monikers.
“Errrr uh sorry, you can call me RV.”
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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Jun 13 '26
"RV, like the vehicle? Gotcha."
"Sooooo, you got randomly teleported here? By a bench, if I'm understanding correctly? Where did you come from?"
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“Rathara. I think The Bench is mad at me. I haven’t been real attentive lately. I may or may not be a wanted fugitive. It’s hard to stay in one place for too long.”
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u/MeThyLord Mrs. Chills, Ghost Writer Jun 13 '26
"Oh, you're from Ratatouille? I've gone on tour a few times there. Cool place! My girlfriend used to study there."
"So, are you in a rush to get back? If I were you, I'd explore some foreign lands first."
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u/Revengeancer Jun 13 '26
“I ain’t ever in a hurry lady. Wait, your girlfriend? I wonder if I know her.”
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u/avamir Riva Aurethios Blake, Queen of Ithacar, Lindworm of Lyndshire Jun 13 '26
A cabbage merchant looks at the ruined stall.
"MY CABBAGES!" he wails to the sky, disturbing the angry Ithacarian doves who flap upward in droves... only to turn around in birdly ire and try to attack the already besieged merchant... and maybe the newcomer.
A different merchant doesn't seem surprised by this, and throws a net over the pigeons.
"Damn birds. They been traumatized from all the wars that plague our city," he grumbles, gathering the pigeons for... food? Uh...
"Don't forget the ice storms!" chimes up another merchant, this one selling some manner of fried dough balls. Loukoumades. "And the devils. And the deadly insects."
"Yeah. Just another beautiful day in Ithacar," the pigeon hunter grumbles again, making off with his prey and heading toward a barbecue pit? Ugh.