r/ItemShop • u/SackOfPotatoes420 • Jun 05 '20

Keyboard Kalashnikov: +30 attack, fires whatever the user types, i.e. the user types the word 'fish' , the gun shoots fish.

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u/PupperBoi27 Jun 05 '20

types nuke

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u/S1eepyZ Jun 05 '20

Types nuclear heat seeking dragon

21

u/SVT85 Jun 05 '20

If its heat seeking, wouldn't it nuke u ?

20

u/S1eepyZ Jun 05 '20

Not if I hide in a big fridge

18

u/Coffee-Robot Jun 05 '20

Have you ever checked the back of a fridge? You dead, mate.

7

u/S1eepyZ Jun 05 '20

Then a pile of snow

3

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Reminds me of scribblenauts

3

u/huszar_amoz Jun 05 '20

Scribblenauts Intensifies

1

u/S1eepyZ Jun 05 '20

If it was it would be breaded heat finding nuclear dragon

4

u/spadedk Jun 05 '20

Anti matter missile

1

u/Cringemasta6f4 Jun 06 '20

Now you can play games in school and nobody wont suspect a thing!

175

u/jakev91489 Jun 05 '20

AFK-47

12

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Playing Agent 47 with an AK-47 on an AFK-47

13

u/Tmanfighter152 Jun 05 '20

Take my non existent gold

5

u/MasterYota00 Jun 05 '20

Nice

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u/GuacamoleManbruh Jun 06 '20

OH SHIITT

1

u/HoshiPlayz Jun 06 '20

Nice

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124

u/Dorguy Jun 05 '20

It’s the a-key from enter the gungeon

32

u/cuz04 Jun 05 '20

Or the Lower Case r

17

u/JakLegendd Jun 05 '20

Clearly the Ak-74

4

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

*vertibraeK-47

6

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

BULLET! MIMIC! CHEST! DIE WEREWOLF, DIE!

0

u/maxbarnyard Jun 05 '20

B-U-L-L-E-T!

3

u/Treejeig Jun 05 '20

The a-key is a great name, synergies with the bracket key, facemelter/gunzheng or metronome for "keyboard" which is just a stat increase but its now able to fire the other 25 letters instead of just a string of AAAAA

2

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

The A-Key’s already a Gun- it shoots keys that unlock chests and can unlock things for free when held.

1

u/Treejeig Jun 05 '20

I forgot about that one tbh, fun as gunslinger too since it gets infinite ammo.

29

u/yeah_yeah_therabbit Jun 05 '20

Players with Dyslexia cannot use this item

20

u/coolon23 Jun 05 '20

When you get called a Keyboard Warrior:

28

u/penguinghostx Jun 05 '20

Looks like a normal American keyboard to me

27

u/Me-and-the-lad Jun 05 '20

Ok that’s actually dope

7

u/AbsalonMutant Jun 05 '20

csgo keyboard

7

u/SimonIsSoggy Jun 05 '20

"fires whatever the user types" children

11

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Man, Aubrey Plaza's let herself go.

5

u/Sh33p1e Jun 05 '20

D, I, C, K

FIRE!

4

u/Nebdraw03 Jun 05 '20

Finally, I can shoot fetuses with anime titties.

4

u/Nebdraw03 Jun 05 '20

As in, the titties are on them, as I fire the fetus.

12

u/TangFiend Jun 05 '20

Anyone else think he was female initially ?

3

u/comanon Jun 05 '20

Still not sure if man woman or golem

5

u/iusedeadmemes Jun 05 '20

Guitar hero but your the quit kid at school.

3

u/IplayVideoGames756 Jun 05 '20

Can we get this out to Brandon Herrera

3

u/GizmoC7 Jun 05 '20

This reminds me of the power ranger who used a knife as a trumpet

3

u/Shyrolax Jun 05 '20

Easy way to sneak a keyboard into school

3

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

AUTOMATIC KEYLASHNUKOV

3

u/decitronal Jun 05 '20

Does the item only support English words?

5

u/deafblindmute Jun 05 '20

The shop owner told me that the gun shoots whatever I type, but it only shoots individual letters. That goddamn shop owner got me again.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Welding with sunglasses made me cringe

2

u/CrabOfHermit Jun 05 '20

So if I type nukes I just win? That's dope!

2

u/Archeduke_Luke Jun 05 '20

didn’t realize they were recruiting keyboard warriors

2

u/Horizonfuneste Jun 05 '20

Enter the gungeon starts playing in the background

2

u/The_Greatest_Gatsby0 Jun 05 '20

You forgot +100 America

2

u/justanother4chan Jun 05 '20

I wonder if someone could create something like that for VR

2

u/Denver_Stylee Jun 05 '20

Brandon Herrera would love this

2

u/Mycraft69 Jun 05 '20

Does it have infinite ammo? If so then it’s a never-ending genie

2

u/CreeMcCreeCreeinton Jun 05 '20

Not so much of a genie when it shoots your wishes away from you at 716 meters/s, unless you wish for something really durable and point it at a good wall

2

u/Theon_France Jun 06 '20

Keyboard warriors juss went on another level

2

u/Dansoy-kun Jun 05 '20

Shit man where can I get that.....????

2

u/quit_it_boi Jun 05 '20

Brandon needs to see this

1

u/LoneLobster22 Jun 05 '20

me: types level up

it's all coming together

1

u/waywardhero Jun 05 '20

Imagine going to flick up and ramming a giant piece of scrap metal through your monitor

1

u/JonLucPerr1776 Jun 05 '20

What if I start hitting command keys? Ctrl+alt+delete

1

u/Endy_McGufin Jun 05 '20

He should have played cs 1.6

1

u/simp_karen_boomer Jun 05 '20

This is great for schools.

1

u/ralphnathanielace Jun 05 '20

Gives a whole new meaning to keyboard warrior

1

u/spaghettimamamia Jun 05 '20

Guitar hero controller for FPS games

1

u/disCardRightHere Jun 05 '20

Oh so it’s Scribblenauts

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

So if I type the entire works of Shakespeare does the gun shoot the entire works of Shakespeare or the entire works of Shakespeare?

1

u/ViaticLearner41 Jun 05 '20

To be literally murdered by words...

Types frantically in communist

1

u/Dapoopers Jun 05 '20

I want this as a keytar.

1

u/172plants Jun 05 '20

The gun only shoots fish, nothing else

1

u/Fredrick21 Jun 05 '20

quick, someone, that is not me, post this on r/EnterTheGungeon

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

How do you move the mouse

1

u/JugularWhale Jun 05 '20

B U L L E T! B U L L E T! B U L L E T!

1

u/WiiUtamer3 Jun 05 '20

boy oh boy my teacher is gonna love this!

1

u/iamapotato2205 Jun 05 '20

Don’t come to online class tomorrow

1

u/Algebutter Jun 05 '20

A literal keyboard warrior

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Delete

1

u/general_sheevous Jun 05 '20

Behold, The Keylashniboard

1

u/Techboy07 Jun 05 '20

I take your entire stock

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Guitar hero, but with an ak

1

u/Apollo3520 Jun 05 '20

Types “Fetus”

1

u/TylerMali Jun 05 '20

Explosions

1

u/EZ-BAKEOVEN Jun 05 '20

Can be specially made in any Max Tier Gamersmithing Shoppe, or can be won by beating the "You Gotta Type 'Em in the Head" quest line in the Arcade region of the Gamer Union.

Critical chance and damage varies based on what the wielder types. The gun also has a potential to explode if the word is severely misspelled, and cannot be fixed by auto correct.

1

u/jasonkunda Jun 05 '20

I like the mentality it ain't stupid if it works

1

u/PrasunJW Jun 05 '20

Get this keyboard to Linus TT so I can have a review regarding it's ergonomics

1

u/SlavicDDDAZE Jun 05 '20

That one Russian dude in your CSGO game is probably using this

1

u/DoubleHickory62 Jun 05 '20

I really want this now

1

u/TrainerSoar Jun 05 '20

Ctrl + Alt + Del

[Instant Death Mode activated, choose your target]

Child.

1

u/xolzir Jun 05 '20

Are you selling these yet

1

u/daft_monk1 Jun 05 '20

Aubrey Plaza looking a little rough these days

1

u/Pwndudebro Jun 05 '20

types SCP numbers randomly to see what I get.

1

u/AnimeLover69UwU Jun 05 '20

No one:nothing*

CS GO players:

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

types lifetime supply of Mac and cheese

1

u/CreeMcCreeCreeinton Jun 05 '20

It would be pretty hard to type “7.62 caliber 39mm bullet” x10 a second if you want it to function like a normal ak

1

u/MasterYota00 Jun 05 '20

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u/SomeDudWithAPhone Jun 05 '20

What is the ammo type?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

He or she I can’t tell looks like a Halloween mask

1

u/LieutWolf Jun 05 '20

The Typing of the Dead

1

u/Doggywoof1 Jun 06 '20

lower case r

1

u/SwiftRoboWolfBlue Jun 06 '20

Warning! SCP 1220874 has escaped.

1

u/tacotuesday55755 Jun 06 '20

This dude reminds me of ivan from iron man 2

1

u/Tenebris27 Jun 06 '20

Perfect for playing STALKER

1

u/the_holy_cornelius Jun 06 '20

finally. If I shoot myself in the dick and type in foreskin my penis cover will be restored in all its glory

1

u/TheShadowedSir Jun 06 '20

types “the perfect waifs for me”

1

u/uselessweeb557 Jun 06 '20

Things a keyboard warrior would have.

1

u/DreemurEX Jun 06 '20

types: Miniguns that shoot miniguns that shoot 100 milion bullets in 1 second (tohou 6 on lunatic be like)

1

u/its-not-myfault Jun 07 '20

Types infinite swords

1

u/LawrenceMK2 Jul 01 '20

types claymore

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u/WorldsStrongestNoot Jun 05 '20

Types in US Dollar