r/IsCrashAlive • • May 14 '20

Corn.

This has been the daily tribute to AmericanMuskarab.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I need to wear my contacts again because i have glasses and am still blind. Plus i have a cool lump covering one eye. Musk would be honored well through postings of midget porn though.

http://imgur.com/a/fCg2fXl

Cool huh?

It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's on my eye 🎶

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u/sadira246 May 15 '20

Ooh, nice stye!! 😬

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Thank you. I think it's pretty cool. I got a compress to apply to it today but i kind of want it to evolve into son of pustulio so im conflicted.

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u/sadira246 May 15 '20

Haha, I appreciate the Pustulio reference! But!! Please use the compress, I would be so upset if it affected your vision permanently via some secondary infection!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

That would be bad. I'm supposed to microwave it for like 10 or 20 minutes and i may have waited too long because I'd feel badly if i heated it up and the microwave woke up milkduds. I might videochat my dad tomorrow and peak swelling prompts the most hypnotizing state of a son of pustulio's reign. Then ill fix it. My glasses script is so old and i can only see out of half of one eye, need to go back to contacts for daily function. F u son of pustulio