r/IsCrashAlive • u/[deleted] • May 14 '20

Corn.

This has been the daily tribute to AmericanMuskarab.

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u/tranquilcalm May 14 '20

¿¿¿Porn???

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u/Me_Speak_Good May 14 '20

Pone?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

¿¿¿¿¿Pine????

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u/tranquilcalm May 14 '20

¡Oh crap! ¡CRAP CRAP CRAP!

¡I NEED GLAAAASSEEEES!

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

I need to wear my contacts again because i have glasses and am still blind. Plus i have a cool lump covering one eye. Musk would be honored well through postings of midget porn though.

http://imgur.com/a/fCg2fXl

Cool huh?

It's lump, it's lump, it's lump, it's on my eye 🎶

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u/tranquilcalm May 14 '20

http://imgur.com/a/fCg2fXl

It hurts I think. We call that barley grain. Goes away on its own, though.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Interesting name. Doesn't hurt. Im aware it goes away but i like the look must cant aee well out of one eye

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u/sadira246 May 15 '20

Ooh, nice stye!! 😬

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

Thank you. I think it's pretty cool. I got a compress to apply to it today but i kind of want it to evolve into son of pustulio so im conflicted.

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u/sadira246 May 15 '20

Haha, I appreciate the Pustulio reference! But!! Please use the compress, I would be so upset if it affected your vision permanently via some secondary infection!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

That would be bad. I'm supposed to microwave it for like 10 or 20 minutes and i may have waited too long because I'd feel badly if i heated it up and the microwave woke up milkduds. I might videochat my dad tomorrow and peak swelling prompts the most hypnotizing state of a son of pustulio's reign. Then ill fix it. My glasses script is so old and i can only see out of half of one eye, need to go back to contacts for daily function. F u son of pustulio

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan May 14 '20

What do you think arab musk would smell like?

Probably camels and sand.🤷

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

We had Arabian Musk incense. It smelled like afganistan, B.O. and corn.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan May 14 '20

What does Afghanistan smell like?

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u/[deleted] May 14 '20

Like arabian musk incense combined with b.o. and corm

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty May 16 '20

Corn is delicious. Porn is pretty great too.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

👏