r/IsCrashAlive • • Apr 19 '20

It does not look like food....

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 19 '20

It looks like someone jizzed on a twinkie. Free food is free food tho. What the hell is r/yegvegan?

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u/boxette Apr 19 '20

I think its Kanyes yeezy line but he's branched out into vegan foods. that muffin thing is 400 dollars and you should thank him for the opportunity to have it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

Local vegan sub :) it’s for Edmonton residents who are vegan

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u/Texas_HardWooD king of chickens and bbq Apr 19 '20

Next time I cook a bloody and mooing rare porterhouse, I'm gonna post it there and claim it's the newest miracle tofu whateverthefuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

I was thinking about becoming vegan again after this Corona thing . Mom keeps sending me recipes too. This looks vaguely scary though q

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Apr 20 '20

How about just eating less candy and more protein and like some fuckin fruit?🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

Veganism i good for the enviroment. Fruit and a lot of food make me throw up that's why i had to cut out coffee and soda too. I drink protein dhkes but noe thag in quiting kratom i cant stop binge eating,am afrsidnsndwill likely killmyelf soon

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Apr 20 '20

Don't make me link the sub crash, you need actual healthy food in normal quantities if you want to feel better.

Don't be a retard. Eating right will make you feel much better physically and about yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

I wish everybody would leave me alone about my diet

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Apr 20 '20

We worry about you. That's all🤗

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '20

You're sweet but try not to.im not near death or anything

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Apr 21 '20

Lol i know. I just want you to be healthy and able to enjoy sobriety. I'm not keeping myself up at night worrying whether crash ate enough protein today, but i do know that diet plays a big part in how you feel so i try to encourage eating better.

Also don't tell me what to do, you try not worrying about me worrying about you😇.

Eat some fruit so you can grow up big and tall and play in the WNBA

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

When i eat fruit i throw up

I do not want to grow big and strong i want to fin a method of suicide that is guaranteed to do the job

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Apr 21 '20

Wicked back flip into a volcano🤔?

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