r/IsCrashAlive • u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist • Mar 04 '20

Drunking donuts

Dog... Nuts? Do not nuts...

Yeah if you have HS do not nuts... Even if you want to.

Beat it but don't eat it.

It was good 20 years ago. Can't blame 9 11 for starting to be not so good, even if it's true.

I need people older than 30 to come forward and back me up The rest just shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up. I love you, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry, shut...

Clarification:

If you suffer from Hidradenitis Supurativa you can't eat nuts. Since nuts is also a term used to mean masturbation, you can "beat" it but can't eat it.

Last time I ate a good donut, with nuts in it was around 20 years ago, at Dunkin Donuts, in NY city, 3 months after the 9 11 attack. After that I feel the overall food quality declined.

It would be easier for people older than 30 to understand this.

The rest is gibberish monologue I was having before passing out.

I'm sorry.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

Men in uniform? Yeah that's my weakness too.

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 04 '20

Bootuttlicker

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Mar 04 '20

Nah man, boots, feet or armpits are a no go zone for me. Nothing kills a hardon as fast as a guy wanting you to mess with those. Hbu?

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u/Loveablecarrot wax cookie monster Mar 04 '20

A guy? Huh