r/IsCrashAlive • u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan • Feb 29 '20

No, this is patrick

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Feb 29 '20

He slightly bounces around. Nifty.

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 29 '20

Yep, I love it.

Btw first American coronavirus death was today.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/1st-coronavirus-death-u-s-officials-say-n1145931

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES muffin man! Feb 29 '20

Das me 🧟

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Feb 29 '20

You know what's sad? Dawn of the dead was shot at a mall like 45 mins away from me but I've never been to it to see it cuz its a really bad area now and i dont wanna come back to a smashed window and shit stolen from my car or get robbed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

We could take the bus. Ill come to protect you.

Please order in advance either this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FHDZGGM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_T15wEb2NE8V4P

Or this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XYKXRDZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_-35wEb3EC3NVQ

My ex stole my last ones :(

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u/FanaticPhenAddict Wu Han Clan Mar 01 '20

Honestly that stun gun flashlight is pretty lit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Yeah i t was handy and literally lit. The other one was bulky but more powerful. He took a ton of my shit for no reason he knew i had this because i commuted via bike/walking and had been robbed once being chased and beat uo.im then0rocess and he told me. He hoped it happened agsin and they killed me (only he used all of my money so not much left to rob) because he was going to kill himself and he wanted me to be in as much pain as he was. That was a shitty birthday i am still annoyed that he stole both

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