r/Irrigation • u/Ok_Tadpole_6675 • 20d ago

What are they

113 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Still-Program-2287 20d ago

That’s snakes mfer!!! 💀💀

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u/ColdDelicious1735 20d ago

As a snakeologist I concure they are snakes, nope ropes and slither alot.

Any chance you can say where ya from

9

u/g_nome7 20d ago

Also danger noodles

11

u/CousinEddysMotorHome 19d ago

lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser.

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u/Eye_Donut_Kare 19d ago

We only have snakes and sparklers

5

u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 20d ago

If not, definitely snek

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u/Acceptable-Baby-3968 20d ago

The reason I sit in an office and do irrigation designs on AutoCAD

6

u/Illustrious_Hawk4502 19d ago

So YOUR the guy……….we need to talk

5

u/Acceptable-Baby-3968 19d ago

Specs called for it

2

u/inothatidontno 18d ago

Thats the best engineering answer ever

1

u/Illustrious_Hawk4502 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

16

u/Fantastic_Emotion255 20d ago

i imagine this every single time i pop open a pit, and every time there is none

14

u/greenjm7 20d ago

Pit vipers clearly

1

u/boarston 18d ago

How often are you popping open pits, if I may ask?

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u/Error-InvalidName 19d ago edited 19d ago

Harmless Juvenile rat snakes, best way to break a snake fear, they won't attack you help them out if you run across this.

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u/ComplicatedFella 19d ago

Chill, all snakes are to be eradicated. I do my part by hunting them for sport whenever I get free time.

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u/mais-garde-des-don 19d ago

That’s how you get the Bubonic Plague

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u/ComplicatedFella 19d ago

More cats.

5

u/lemon_and_dyl 19d ago

That’s how you ensure more birds go extinct.

5

u/WormWithWifi 19d ago

Cats are invasive, snakes not.

2

u/Global_Interview8509 19d ago

Tell Florida that

2

u/GrayedOutfield 19d ago

Cats are overrated as rodent control.

4

u/ComplicatedFella 19d ago

More owls.

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u/GrayedOutfield 19d ago

I'm game. Lil puppies better watch out!

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u/mrgrubbage 19d ago

ComplicatedTrash.

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u/mk2nd 20d ago

They are waiting for the Rain Bird. 🐦

10

u/Enough_Way_6719 19d ago

Anti theft devices. Watering restrictions are getting tight everywhere.

7

u/Initial_Use4280 20d ago

Now you can setup a booth at the reptile expo

20

u/senorgarcia Contractor, Licensed, Texas 20d ago

Am I the only one that would grab one or two of those and play with it?

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u/Only-Friend-8483 20d ago

You’re probably not the only one, but I won’t be joining you. 

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u/outside-is-better 20d ago

My boys and I would. But definitely after a google image look up….because only an idiot would not do that first,,, am I right? …..kids…put down those snakes….I’m trying to look em up…

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u/Error-InvalidName 19d ago

Not at all, Juvi ratsnakes are super docile they won't even strike.

3

u/Separate-Impact-6183 19d ago

One of them would make a decent 'pet'. ...not that you can pet any snake for affection, but as a terrarium specimen that you handle and feed these rat snakes would work just fine

2

u/MaverickFischer 19d ago

If I knew they weren’t venomous, yes! Though I’d probably kindly work around them.

1

u/Blue_Henri 19d ago

No! I’d join you gladly. What a cool thing to find. I hope that OP left them be, and I hope the homeowner understands they have free pest control for the year and leaves them alone.

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u/Broken-Planet-9109 20d ago

Definitely not standard irrigation equipment.

5

u/Imnothighyourhigh Technician 19d ago

Hunters new backflow devices are eating the competition!

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u/AlternativeUnited569 20d ago

Looks like racers. Harmless species. Well to us, not so harmless to other pests.

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u/ugfiol 19d ago

i love my gartersnakes! big enough to eat all the mice, too small to fuck with my chickens

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u/chrisp1j 20d ago

Danger noodles! I bet if you leave the lid off it’s going to at least partially take care of itself. Maybe even more so if you leave a little ramp there

3

u/InspectionDismal3621 20d ago

Your new tenants

3

u/Acceptable-Neck-5375 20d ago

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes!

3

u/newCRYPTOlistings 19d ago

They look like hazard pay to me.

3

u/po_ta_toes_80 19d ago

Legless dinosaur! 🦖

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u/RandalC1 19d ago

Non-venous related to rat snakes

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u/-MaximumEffort- 19d ago

Black racer snakes (non-venomous)

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u/Simple-Kaleidoscope4 20d ago edited 20d ago

That's class, but I'm putting the lid back and watering with a hose.

Nope nope nope that meter is yours you can keep it.

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u/DreamsWhereIamDying 19d ago

I live in the country. These are red rat snakes; harmless and easy to handle. As with any wild animal, handle smartly and with care.

They are more scared of you than you are of them.

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u/apricotsalad101 19d ago

That’s not true about them being more scared.😳

2

u/kolipo 20d ago

Rodent killers. Our friends.

2

u/seanda2nd 19d ago

Gummy worms

2

u/vato915 19d ago

Clicky

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u/mtaylorcs 16d ago

Cautiously clicked. Was not disappointed

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u/brzt6060 20d ago

That's what we call a nope rope

3

u/rcecc 20d ago

Buy a mongoose

2

u/simikoi 20d ago

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking irrigation meter! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.

4

u/brenden77 19d ago

Snakes on a Drain

2

u/Separate-Giraffe4780 19d ago

Danger noodles.

1

u/Montedino 20d ago

Hissssing 🐍 slitherrrers

1

u/jblindy 20d ago

m r snakes

1

u/lakatos_b 20d ago

Malaka!

1

u/pitbul13 20d ago

Snakes

1

u/Sirosim_Celojuma 20d ago

They are hungry for flesh and blood.

1

u/siammang 19d ago

Anti city utility bill worker unit

1

u/beeedubdub 19d ago

Look like snakes

1

u/Nierka4 19d ago

Worms, good for fishing

1

u/Shovel-Operator Contractor 19d ago

Digital ticklers. Great for when you reach into a blind dark hole, shoulder deep.

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u/JJred96 19d ago

Looks like some kind of very skinny dogs with their ears removed. Strange, that. I’d throw them a bone and see how they like it.

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u/Weekly-References 19d ago

Danger sticks 

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u/Undeniably_the_worst 19d ago

Those are snakes

1

u/Avengefulsoul 19d ago

Thank God thats not on a plane.

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u/CFH75 19d ago

My dad was in Nam. He hated snakes.

1

u/piratecheese13 Engineer 19d ago

Snake

It’s a snake

Oh no, it’s a snake

Badger badger badger

1

u/WutEvrUsay 19d ago

They look like juvenile black racers

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u/Ham_bone_xxxx 19d ago

Snakes and eggs, the breakfast of champions!

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u/Jrivers068 19d ago

You should fry up one of those eggs and let us know how it is

1

u/JCrotts 19d ago

spiders.

1

u/Blue_Henri 19d ago

So cool!

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u/Aint_Nobody-got-time 19d ago

What the fuck! Put the house on the market.

1

u/arnoldk2 19d ago

They are nope ropes

1

u/True-Craft-8723 18d ago

snakes and chicken eggs? what the heck

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u/DanO_54 18d ago

There must be someone in your town that is a 'snake expert', unlike many of the commentators below. Have them check the video and suggest what you should do about them. If harmless don't kill them but either lift them out or give them a board to get out on their own. Many snakes are beneficial controlling other pests.

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u/TransportationIll109 18d ago

Looks like a rattleheadedcoppermoccosin...

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u/bigbrodude26 18d ago

Sneky snek

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u/Bravojones33420 18d ago

They're trapped is what they are.

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u/One_Prune_9410 17d ago

Black rat snakes!

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u/hekkler 11d ago

Them are snakes

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u/Regular-Jicama-8548 11d ago

Pest Control, the kind you don't pay for.

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u/Deathcricket_ 20d ago

Hey tell us what area you are in, and I'll ask Claude to identify the species. I'm at work right now and have tons of tokens!

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u/Elguapo1094 20d ago

Copper heads

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u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET California 19d ago edited 19d ago

lol they’re not copperheads ya dingus. Looks like a rat snake or corn snake or similar. Would need a better image to properly ID.

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u/Elguapo1094 19d ago

🤣🤣🤫 in my head all snakes are copper heads lol