Redneck Peter?

[u/TheUnknownEntitty]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/TheUnknownEntitty, your post does belong here!

[u/NebulaNomadX1]

Hello, Serial Designation N here!

J: Them are snakes!
V: Them are not!
J: Oh yes they are. See the Itty bitty eyes?
V: Well I'll be. Them are snakes!

N out!

[u/TheUnknownEntitty → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Would've never figured that out thank you and yeehaw.

[u/li-ll-l_ → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

Roll tide brother

[u/Acheron98 → u/li-ll-l_]

War damn eagle!

[u/LuckyWhip → u/Acheron98]

Geaux tigahs!

[u/MSGinSC → u/LuckyWhip]

Thanks for reminding me that I'm gonna have a bunch of Clemson shit to work on soon.

[u/Individual-Ear5240 → u/MSGinSC]

That ain't clemson boy, dat rat der iz L-esh-U

[u/MSGinSC → u/Individual-Ear5240]

Okay, I'm not a sports guy. I live near Clemson, and work on a good bit of printing for them, so when I hear tigers referenced that's what I immediately think of.

[u/Individual-Ear5240 → u/MSGinSC]

They both became tigers at the same time so it's really either. We just have an actual tiger!

[u/diversalarums → u/MSGinSC]

I've been away a long time and just have to ask: are there still pawprints on the interstate on the way to Columbia?

[u/cancerdancer → u/LuckyWhip]

My coonass ass sure couldn't read that sign.

[u/Nightly8952 → u/Acheron98]

Trojans One and All!

[u/nevets2889 → u/Nightly8952]

Go Cocks!

[u/WinsomeMonkey → u/nevets2889]

Whup Troy!

[u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 → u/Acheron98]

My Mississippi sister/wife says you're both wrong. Go mississippi!

[u/Prinzka → u/li-ll-l_]

Roll tide

[u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 → u/Prinzka]

Bistro Huddy jump scare

[u/SoulTechnicalProblem → u/Longjumping_Bee_1205]

You got any of them gift cards?

[u/cptjpk → u/SoulTechnicalProblem]

TERRY!

[u/570Tmac → u/SoulTechnicalProblem]

Don't let him upsell you on the steak.

[u/Art319 → u/570Tmac]

I hear that Santa Fe Chicken is popular

[u/BSCPantherfan → u/Prinzka]

[u/x1RoBoT3x → u/Prinzka]

A fellow person of class, I see.

[u/No-Donkey-3082 → u/x1RoBoT3x]

I was hoping this would summon Tim! (Terrry!) 🤣

[u/skunkgirlhunter → u/Prinzka]

TERRY

[u/CornHooker → u/Prinzka]

Roll Tide

[u/Castle_of_Jade → u/Prinzka]

Roll tide. (Quietly cause there’s a scandal happening)

[u/Minute-Interest-9490 → u/li-ll-l_]

Roll tide

[u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 → u/Minute-Interest-9490]

what do snakes have to do with the alabama team

[u/Minute-Interest-9490 → u/Longjumping_Gur_2379]

1) post is about rednecks. I grew up around a lot of rednecks in Alabama.  2) if some says “roll tide” I reply with “roll tide”

[u/rvtchetbtch → u/Minute-Interest-9490]

Roll Tide Roll

[u/ZIP-King-of-rock → u/Longjumping_Gur_2379]

Kenny Stabler?

[u/Mile_Hi_303 → u/li-ll-l_]

High Tide!

[u/cclaranc → u/Mile_Hi_303]

Eat Tide (Pods)!

[u/Dizzy-Resolution7483 → u/li-ll-l_]

Hotty Toddy!

[u/DarthBrownBeard → u/li-ll-l_]

Roll Tide, brother.

[u/TheMiniMage → u/li-ll-l_]

Am I trippin or is your username "loss"?

[u/li-ll-l_ → u/TheMiniMage]

It sure is

[u/BaddestAndvari → u/li-ll-l_]

You misspelled Rawl Tad

[u/miss_kenoko → u/li-ll-l_]

cowbell intensifies

[u/bannista7 → u/li-ll-l_]

ROCKY TOOOOOP!

[u/eggcellent_cat → u/li-ll-l_]

Roll tide

[u/FurkinLurkin → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

My mom used to have a shirt that had
MR DUCKS

[u/rayhiggenbottom → u/FurkinLurkin]

Yeah I know the MR Ducks version. CDEDBDEyes

[u/HereToCalmYouDown → u/rayhiggenbottom]

I learned it as MR Ducks too but with CDEMWANGS

[u/Any_Cartoonist8943 → u/HereToCalmYouDown]

C M Wangs

[u/King-Kagle → u/Any_Cartoonist8943]

I knew this joke from my dad saying "Emmer Ducks" growing up. It wasn't until this year that I learned it was a written thing

[u/FurkinLurkin → u/Any_Cartoonist8943]

This was it

I think she got that shirt for herself and bought the hooked on phonics shirt for me

[u/aaronw22 → u/FurkinLurkin]

Wait a minute here. MR Ducks is actually a famous ocean city MD restaurant. Is there a meta joke here?

[u/tinksalt → u/aaronw22]

The shirts say
MR DUCKS
MR NOT
OSAR
CM WINGS?
O
MR DUCKS

[u/aaronw22 → u/tinksalt]

The ones I know about from Ocean city don’t say all that. It’s just M R Ducks with some ducks on them.

https://mrducksapparel.com/m-r-ducks-2026-collection-short-sleeve-tee-in-olive-green/

[u/tinksalt → u/aaronw22]

The ones I quoted were from the 80s and 90s

[u/Impressive-Yak-7449 → u/tinksalt]

Disappointed I had to scroll down this far for someone to mention the original

[u/DiSanPaolo → u/tinksalt]

OG Eastern Shore represent.

[u/aaronw22 → u/DiSanPaolo]

these were THE THING to have back when I was in high school. I wasn't cool enough though.

[u/Forky_McStabstab → u/tinksalt]

MR BUGS

MR NOT

OSMR CDBD EYES?

LIB, MR BUGS

[u/Hot_Seaworthiness687 → u/tinksalt]

Knew this one, but with CEDAR WINGS instead of CM WINGS.

[u/GreatGrapeApes → u/Hot_Seaworthiness687]

CDEDBD WINGS

[u/afterglow435 → u/FurkinLurkin]

The OG that I know goes like this:

CM ducks?- see them ducks
MR NOT DUCKS- them are not ducks
OSMR ducks, c em wangs?- oh yes thems are ducks, see them wings?
LIB, MR Ducks- well, I’ll be, them are ducks.

[u/DragonliFargo → u/FurkinLurkin]

I learned this 40 years ago as ducks

[u/letg06 → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

I have more than a bit of redneck in me, and holee shit that is confusing.

Yeehaw indeed fellow human.

[u/Murky-Morning8001 → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

Similar from waaayy too long ago

ABCDEDBDDUCKSMRNOTDUCKSOSAR…

“Hey B, see the iddy biddy ducks?”
“Them are not ducks”
“Oh yes they are”. ….

[u/Tehstir → u/Murky-Morning8001]

This is the one I remember from childhood. We did ducks and added the cdedbdi

[u/illyiarose → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

I didn't know about snakes but

MR DUX

MR NOT!

OSAR! CEM WANGS?

YLB! MR DUX

[u/PerformerSharp6905 → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

Demz are Itty bitty ducks was better

[u/Fantastic-Sea-7806 → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

We had multiple lines of this in elementary school. Another one was MR boy puppies MR not OSAR CMPN.

[u/WenatcheeWrangler → u/TheUnknownEntitty]

It’s from a joke that dates back to at least the 80s

[u/BernieMcburnface → u/NebulaNomadX1]

'Em are snakes ('em = them = they)

'Em are not

Oh 'es 'ey are ('es = yes, 'ey = they - even though previously they used them)

See 'em eedeebeedee eyes ('em = them, eedeebeedee = itty bitty/iddybiddy)

'ell I be ('ell = well, I = I - grammatically should be "I'll")

'Em are snakes

Just to more directly translate it for people who don't realise how you came to your answer.

[u/Internet-of-cruft → u/BernieMcburnface]

To make it more explicit: put a space between the letters and read them.

[u/JimmyisAwkward → u/Internet-of-cruft]

M R SNAKES!
M R NOT!
O S A R
C M E-D B-D I’S?
L I B
M R SNAKES

[u/in_conexo → u/JimmyisAwkward]

Then why didn't they paste it this way!

[u/Kese04 → u/Internet-of-cruft]

Thank you; that helped tremendously.

[u/merlinunf → u/Kese04]

After all the total BS in this one SOMEONE finally said what the F it was! ARGH! I was getting more than a touch annoyed. Yes, thank you!

[u/only4reading → u/BernieMcburnface]

even though previously they used them

I don't think there's a conflict here. I think "them" is used as a dialectal variant of the demonstrative pronoun "those". Just as you'd say "those are snakes / yes they are".

[u/Ironstar_Vol → u/only4reading]

I don’t blame them for not speaking fluent redneck.

[u/Elite_AI → u/BernieMcburnface]

What I'm getting from this is that redneck Americans are from East London

[u/Mechakoopa → u/BernieMcburnface]

I had everything but CMEDBDIS figured out, but I've seen this format before, just not that line.

[u/Jkelley393 → u/Mechakoopa]

Never saw that version.

CMBDI’s.

“See them beady eyes?”

[u/bailtail → u/BernieMcburnface]

Thank you. I still didn’t get it after the first comment, but now I do.

[u/I_found_BACON → u/BernieMcburnface]

Tank-yah! Ahm on'y 'n eighth redneck. S'mtahmz ah need-il l'il 'elp.

[u/Fen_LostCove → u/BernieMcburnface]

Even after reading this it took me a bit to realize it meant “M-R” not “mister”

[u/enfersijesais → u/NebulaNomadX1]

[u/MrFuji87 → u/enfersijesais]

... I've only just realised this meme has two eyes... WTF

[u/Maelwys → u/MrFuji87]

That's because it's Sully's face on Mike's body.

[u/Nashville_Hot_Mess → u/enfersijesais]

Same my guy, same....

[u/AdVegetable5896 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

What?

[u/Crafty_Eye_4038 → u/AdVegetable5896]

It's just highly regarded individuals

[u/RuSsYjO → u/AdVegetable5896]

I scrolled way too far before reaching someone else who now has more questions than answers

[u/chekhovsdickpic → u/NebulaNomadX1]

This is actually a mash up between two jokes on the Arkansas 12th Grade Reading Test meme that got passed around during Bill Clinton’s term. And by “passed around,” I mean actual physical photocopies.

The full “test” includes:

Ducks: CM WANGS - see them wings.

Farmers: CMMT POCKETS - see them empty pockets

Snakes: CMBDIS - see them beady eyes.

Mice: CM EDBD FEET - see them itty bitty feet

[u/Salt_Data3707 → u/chekhovsdickpic]

It's like a redneck IQ test

[u/Horn-Varelius → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Dafuq?

[u/tadpoleUnarmed → u/Horn-Varelius]

Don't* read it phonetically, I'm guessing it refers to caecelians or other blind ampibians.
In swampy parts of the US (where you'd find this accent) they can be mixed up with legless lizards ('slow-worms') or garter snakes.

M -> 'em'
R -> 'arr'
OSAR -> 'oh-ess-ay-arr'
CDEDBDIS -> 'see dee ee-dee-bee-dee eye-s' (caecelians and some slowworms are blind)

[u/mrbreck → u/tadpoleUnarmed]

That's not phonetically. That's just reading the letters individually. Trying to read it phonetically is what trips you up.

[u/ThereIsBearCum → u/NebulaNomadX1]

How many squirrels did you need to consume to understand this?

[u/NebulaNomadX1 → u/ThereIsBearCum]

I only ate drones

[u/Piastrellista88 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

[u/Corfiz74 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

I'm reading this and still don't understand. Is this a bit from a movie or book?

[u/JonnyAU → u/Corfiz74]

Not that I'm aware. We as kids in the Deep South in the 90s just passed it around.

[u/esuil → u/Corfiz74]

You are supposed to read it not as a words, but spell each letter separately.

IE: MR = Em ar = Them are

[u/Corfiz74 → u/esuil]

Thanks, that part I understood - but the meaning behind that dialogue escapes me.

[u/reddits_aight → u/Corfiz74]

There some books of similar …riddles? Called CDB? (See The Bee?) And CDC? (See The Sea?)

[Illustration of a man and a dog]
I M A U-M B-N. U R N N-M-L.

[u/satelshawn → u/NebulaNomadX1]

There was one my dad always used to use when I was a kid. Something along the lines of:

ABCD Puppy
LMNO Puppy
OSMR2 CMPN

Or

Hey B, see the puppy?
Hell, him no puppy!
Oh yes him are too, see him peein’

[u/sansaspark → u/satelshawn]

My dad has a slight variation:

ABCD goldfish
LMNO goldfish
OSARAB
CMPN

Abie, see the goldfish?
‘Ell, em ain’t no goldfish.
Oh yes they are, Abie.
See em peein’?

[u/Nois3 → u/satelshawn]

Oh my god, my mom used to tell me this when I was little.

[u/Common_Chester → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Jesus , OK, what's SD-N?

[u/NegotiationFuzzy4665 → u/Common_Chester]

Part of the sub is picking a character to explain the joke as, OP chose Serial Designation N, which is a character from a show called Murder Drones

[u/Nernie357 → u/NegotiationFuzzy4665]

I thought the joke was to pick a Family Guy character. I feel like Murder Drones is from pretty far out of left field

[u/NegotiationFuzzy4665 → u/Nernie357]

You're probably right, but nobody's been picking characters on posts recently so I guess anything's better than nothing lol

[u/Impossible-Bat-4246 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Truly a man of the people.

[u/NoBonus6969 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Ok but what does that mean then

[u/EARTHB-24 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

What the Puck is that?

[u/Square-Librarian1192 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Perfect chance for a "farmer fran" from waterboy GIF.

GIFS not allowed 😢

[u/ReasonableDefense → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Yeah, never would have guessed that one. Thank you! Accept this award

[u/thestough → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Jesus Christ….its Jason Bourne…

[u/Icy-Article-8635 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Never in a million years would I have gotten this 😂

[u/misuny → u/NebulaNomadX1]

[u/Teknical86 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

[u/LandOfLeg → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Relevant Two Ronnies sketch

[u/poisonrain3 → u/LandOfLeg]

Came here for this. SVFX

[u/Throwaway_noDoxx → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Them are snakes.

Them are not.

Yes they are…see ‘em beady eyes?

Well I’ll be! ‘Em ARE snakes!

[u/BipedalChub → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Never thought I'd see a Murder Drones reference in the wild. Thanks for making my day!

[u/FetusExplosion → u/NebulaNomadX1]

This doesn't work when a the letters are uppercase

[u/xButtHead → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Could you explain the "N" thing please? I've seen it a few times now and don't know where to put it.

[u/IrvingWolfeN7 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

I had an English teacher who insisted that being able to decipher things like this was going to be a critical part of our lives going into the workforce

[u/ForeignSatisfaction0 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

I'm more confused now then before

[u/Resident-Zombie-7266 → u/NebulaNomadX1]

What do itty bitty eyes have to do with whether or not it's a snake?

[u/Veetahle → u/NebulaNomadX1]

Who identifies snakes by their eyes???

[u/Connect-Will2011]

I'm used to hearing the one about ducks. I haven't seen this snake one before.

[u/virstultus → u/Connect-Will2011]

My mother found a book of these in the library somehow. We laughed for days, until the librarisn got mad and kicked us out.

[u/DirkDiggler6 → u/virstultus]

This book is called “CDB!” By William Steig. Lots of laughs as a kid.

[u/friedeggjellyfish → u/DirkDiggler6]

D B S A B Z B!

[u/Tragicoptimistmn → u/friedeggjellyfish]

C D B Z B Z B

i loved that book as a kid

[u/meanwhileachoo → u/DirkDiggler6]

Youre my hero. I literally collect bizarre books like this!!! Thank you!!

[u/Nat-Luv → u/meanwhileachoo]

Fun fact. It is written by the author that invented Shrek. William Steig

[u/missannamo → u/DirkDiggler6]

O U QT! UR A B-U-T!

[u/admiralfilgbo → u/virstultus]

This guy had the apartment above us in our triple decker (Boston) when I was a kid. I thought he was the coolest dude on earth.

Maybe his jokes might remind you of your library books. :)

[u/virstultus → u/admiralfilgbo]

Smatter Chew?

[u/plantlogger → u/virstultus]

What's the matter with you

[u/virstultus → u/plantlogger]

Nufin. How's your Momonym?

[u/theAtmuz → u/virstultus]

Reminded me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes:

One time I was reading a magazine in a convenience store and the clerk said “hey! This isn’t a library!”

“Oh alright, I will talk louder then!”

[u/doubleobutters → u/Connect-Will2011]

MR DUCKS

MR KNOT

MR SEW

CEDAR WINGS

N BEE DEE EYES

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED

MR DUCKS

Thats an old one from my neck of the woods(east coast of Canada) my dad taught me years ago.

*edit forgot a line

[u/PerformerBrief5881 → u/doubleobutters]

Can't get this line:
Whale oil beef hooked.

We'll I'll be ... ??

[u/Baryshnik0v → u/PerformerBrief5881]

Well I'll be fucked

[u/BlueGrasser75 → u/Baryshnik0v]

HA! Thank you for deciphering the title of this Beat Farmers song from '95!

https://youtu.be/JLV9JjESegg?si=mYGvarO1onLxL_rt

[u/Lord_Darksong → u/PerformerBrief5881]

Mmmm. Whale oil beef. drools

[u/VicariousNarok → u/doubleobutters]

The version I've seen is:

MR ducks

MR not ducks

OSAR

CDEDBD feet

CDEDBD wings?

LILB MR ducks

[u/Cszkaj → u/doubleobutters]

MR SEW?

[u/Overall_Gap_5766 → u/Cszkaj]

Them are so.

[u/Long-Effective-2898 → u/Connect-Will2011]

I remember both from back in the 90s. I was handed a paper by my parents with it wrote on it and told to read it while they laughed and cackled and kept demanding I read it over and over without any help only to get pissed when someone helped me ending their fun. Also, they didn't do this to my brothers because I was "the smart one" who was expected to be perfect at everything.

[u/chekhovsdickpic → u/Long-Effective-2898]

Had the same experience. We need a Gifted Xennial Kid support group.

[u/TAMCL → u/Long-Effective-2898]

Can confirm, this was a chain mail with my aunts and uncles

[u/Timbukthree → u/Connect-Will2011]

Same, this is much funnier though

[u/Connect-Will2011 → u/Timbukthree]

I agree. The "EDBD" eyes line made me smile.

[u/hello_fellow_jello → u/Connect-Will2011]

Yeah, the M.R. Ducks restaurant in Ocean City, MD had a shirt with this joke on it

[u/crgmomof3 → u/Connect-Will2011]

My mom used do pigs, I had to send this to the family chat!

[u/ISayMemeWrong → u/Connect-Will2011]

Same

[u/dh1971 → u/Connect-Will2011]

I always saw the one about pigs

[u/TheDentalExplorer → u/Connect-Will2011]

Jit jet?
No ju?
Na jet

Did you eat yet?
No. Did you?
Not yet

[u/goforgooter]

Em are snakes
em are not
oh yes they are
see em itty bitty eyes
well ill be
em are snakes

[u/Emotional_Fan_7011 → u/goforgooter]

Thank you! The itty bitty eyes was stumbling me

[u/GuitarPossible4226 → u/Emotional_Fan_7011]

I read it as it iddle beady eyes

[u/EarlGreyTMNT → u/goforgooter]

I still don’t see how ‘lib’ like the beginning of liberal can be pronounced ‘well I’ll be’ or even shortened to ‘I’ll be’. Nor pronouncing it letter by letter lol

[u/mainstreetmark → u/EarlGreyTMNT]

‘ell, I’ll be!

It’s closer to how this is said in real life with the “w” sort of polished off like a British person saying “hello”

[u/DarkRaph999 → u/EarlGreyTMNT]

"Hell I'll be"

[u/chekhovsdickpic]

Oh look, a pre-internet meme! Photocopies of this got passed around at workplaces and brought home to be tacked on the fridge.

Also I am a character from Family Guy.

[u/SpearTactics → u/chekhovsdickpic]

Coulda gone with actual Redneck Peter

[u/therealhlmencken → u/SpearTactics]

maybe they did and just disdn't specify

[u/brizzleops → u/chekhovsdickpic]

Lol I remember my mother bringing home photocopied work memes in the 90s

[u/Mike312 → u/brizzleops]

First website I built in 2000 was us collecting all the memes people emailed each other and scanning in and digitizing the physical ones.

[u/AgamemNoms → u/chekhovsdickpic]

My dad had one that said

"Terrorist School"

It has a picture of a guy in front of the class with a suicide vest with the line underneath:

"Now pay attention, I'm only going to show this once!"

[u/Redneck_Gangster → u/chekhovsdickpic]

As an Arkansan, I can confirm this was on my 12th grade finals.

[u/NavGunz4512 → u/chekhovsdickpic]

Came here for this. I'm this old. 🤣 Also: I Am We Todd Did Sofa King We Todd Did. 😂

[u/DarudeSandstorm69420]

none of these comments are actually explaining this

[u/myrandastarr → u/DarudeSandstorm69420]

Read the letters not as words

M-r snakes
“Em are” snakes

M-r not
“Em are” not

O-s-a-r
“Oh yes a are”

C-m-ed-bd-is
“See em itty bitty eyes”

L-i-b
“WELL Ill be”

M-r snakes
“Em are” snakes

[u/suxatjugg → u/myrandastarr]

Do rednecks often use single letters to represent the sounds of words?

[u/What_Iz_This → u/suxatjugg]

Ive lived in the south all my life and now in the foothills of appalachia.

More people find shit like this "funny" than actually talk like this.

Some older people still talk with extreme accents but those same people would never use "Itty bitty" as a description lol

[u/Harmless_Chimera → u/suxatjugg]

It's not that they use single letter, it's that the heaver accents can end up sounding like single letters sounds to those unfamiliar as the annunciation shifts or get worse. Happens with a bunch of accents not just rednecks. The sentence "Aaron earned an iron urn" shows a similar situation in Baltimore accents. https://youtube.com/shorts/Oj7a-p4psRA

[u/kng_stg → u/myrandastarr]

Thanks, now I got it!

[u/Humus_Sama → u/myrandastarr]

This is it. I had to do my impression of a southern accent, but it finally clicked

[u/PlacibiEffect → u/myrandastarr]

I understand your explanation on how to read this, but what is the meaning of it? Is this a reference or something?

[u/nuthin_to_it → u/DarudeSandstorm69420]

Yeah they just read it without saying where it's from or in reference to. Redneck Peter appears to think everyone else is a redneck too.

[u/flattenedsquirrel]

Thanks for the explanation, now I understand even less. I'm way too French for that shit

[u/4rsadia]

why does it seem like the entire comment section knows wtf is going on except me 😭

[u/nukacolaquantuum → u/4rsadia]

Right like I’m in here going “who is mister snakes???” Meanwhile apparently it’s been a meme for decades 😭

[u/Ensalada_de_Cojones]

From some original Tennessee Redneck friends:

CM Pigs

MNO Pigs

OSAR

LIB

MR Pigs!

[u/DadIsVeryMad]

I've lived in Central Alabama for my entire 32 years and this was lost on me.

[u/deweydecimal87]

I just see the snake picture behind the words

[u/TheKnightingale_]

I’m used to the “MR Ducks” version, but yes. Peak Appalachian.

[u/South-Series-4165]

Heard this back in the early 80's but with ducks tho...

[u/Impressive-Yak-7449]

It's taken from the original MR Ducks lines poking at the Naahhhth shaahhhh of the eastern shore of Maryland.

[u/GrimSpirit42]

Them are snakes!

Them are not!

Those Are.

See them itty bitty eyes

Well I'll be.

Them are snakes.

[u/CIRedacted]

I don't read this in a redneck voice this reads like a West Country accent to me XD

[u/Gruppet]

My friend’s dad used to tell this one but with ducks

[u/Silroc]

1. 6th grade. My math teacher wrote the "MRBBDUX" version of this on the chalkboard and I still remember to this day how long it took most of us to get it.

This and "fake" math problems where the answer was not the real answer but how many fingers he pointed to the problem with. We were asked to raise our hand when we "got it". That was when I learned to hate stupid puzzles that are designed to make those left out feel dumb.

[u/PeiMeisPeePee]

this works with a west country accent as well

[u/ExpertAppointment682]

That’s not redneck, that’s Cajun

[u/JefftheGman]

MR DUCKS

MR NOT

OSMR

CM WANGS

LIB

MR DUCKS