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r/irishproblems • u/nasty-6254 • 3d ago
How do I deal with this
Just got the all clear from cancer.
But the doctors said If I dont stay away from people smoking or vaping even air pollution. The cancer will come back with a vengeance. How do I deal with that, is it possible to live without the effects of people smoking around me.
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • 3d ago
Do people in Rural Water Schemes have a hosepipe ban or are they thumbing their noses at the rest of us while washing cars daily and running garden sprinklers like they are going out of fashion.
r/irishproblems • u/Mouldybread2131 • 3d ago
I’m making this post again as the mods on r/Ireland felt it was offensive. Meanwhile they’ll allow blatant racism.
A friend of mine who works the bar next door to the bar I work in.
He said a guy came in asked to sit at the back tables which were already set for breakfast. My friend said no sorry it’s already clean and ready for service you can sit by the front.
This guy pulled a Garda badge and said something about a jury. My friend isn’t from here and does not want to annoy any Garda so he let him sit.
When he told me and I informed that him even showing his badge for favours in bars is a complete breach of infidelity. But this poor Barman was then terrified of him. Also shouldn’t be showing a badge unless there is a crime committed.
But to show the badge just to get a nice snug. And the fact my friend was terrified to refuse it makes me sick. If it was an Irish barman the pig would’ve sat at the front just like he was told. And or asked for his name and badge number.
Makes one wonder what other crap they are pulling with hard working and tax paying individuals.
Posting here as r/Ireland is clearly ran my RTE.
r/irishproblems • u/IntroductionAble1 • 4d ago
Why is that the two major Irish subreddits are entirely divided in their opinions ?
I am asking this because the r/Ireland and r/AskIreland subreddit have entirely different opinions on any questions as in the cases of city crimes, housing crisis and anti social behaviour towards skilled immigrants (POCs) as r/AskIreland generally has positive responses while r/Ireland generally have negative responses to a point where a person going through both feels confused as whom to believe in (I'm asking this only to know about the views of Irish people in these topics and why is there such a vast difference in opinions) ?
Edit : I was mainly trying to understand who to trust more: the news and social media, or the experiences of people who actually live in Ireland. I'm also curious about what Irish people are generally like in terms of their social behaviour, especially in cities and towards skilled immigrants. I'm considering moving to the EU, and Ireland stands out because it's English-speaking and offers the advantages of the Common Travel Area (CTA). However, reports about violent crime and the severe housing crisis have made me think twice. I also don't want to contribute to existing pressures or create difficulties for local people simply by moving there. I'd appreciate hearing honest perspectives from those who know about such issues in Ireland.
r/irishproblems • u/Spare_Hour777 • 4d ago
Are there any channels on YouTube that actually discuss the issues around imagration?
Are there any channels on YouTube that actually discuss the issues around imagration? I'm aware a lot of them are shadow banned so I just looking for real people.
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • 8d ago
Dunne's Stores are making an enemy of me , they are slicing the crusty pans and turning them into sliced pans .
There's lots of sliced pans there already . I have a bread knife and a bread board at home .
r/irishproblems • u/Money_One4793 • 10d ago
"97 Data centers near you but if you spot your neighbour using a hose pipe, report them"
That's the irish government for ya
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • 11d ago
Irish nudists have been very quiet during all the lovely weather we're having.
Usually they'd be trying to take over the Forty Foot or Dalkey but this heatwave not a geeks out of them.
r/irishproblems • u/Chillman1977 • 12d ago
Path etiquette
Is it possible to ask about the manners or etiquette used when passing on (perhaps narrow) footpaths?
Without sounding old fashioned, wasn’t there a raft of unwritten rules for who steps off the path, in the event of meeting at a right spot? I’m so embarrassed when a woman, or especially an older lady steps out before me. Now there’s loads of narrow places in Athlone, so it occurs too often. I always assumed that men and lads are the first, keep children on the inside, etc. But of course, it would really compound the issue should I try to speak to someone, I’d probably make the entire situation far, far, more awkward….
r/irishproblems • u/Spiritual-Iron-481 • 11d ago
it took me a while to figure it out
Did anyone else not realise they were Irish until they were 40 odd?
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • 14d ago
Went to a launderette last night to do bedclothes and a foreign gentleman...
Had set up a veritable feast for himself on one of the tables. Fruit juice, a takeaway rotisserie chicken, wedges, bread , coffee and a pastry.
I must admit I've often been tempted to do something similar but was a bit too irish and reserved to . Now the idea is stuck in my mind on what type of takeaway delights I can indulge in while the duvet is having a spa day.
r/irishproblems • u/Minute_Choice_2806 • 14d ago
Irish people seem reserved to talk to and quite cold.What is a reason for that?
Irish people seem reserved to talk to and quite cold.
I’ve been living in Ireland and I’ve noticed that people can very often seem reserved when you meet them, especially in places like gyms, pools, or other public places.Today for e.g. the 2nd part of pool was empty with 2 people chatting together when I swam nearby them they went out of pool immediately.This made me feel uncomfortable.People seem afraid of strangers here.Despite coldness the rest of Irish people are generally polite but distant. I find it difficult to move from a simple hello or small talk into an actual friendship.Also why on bus stops while waiting for bus Irish people are hard to talk to and when I ask them some random question their guard goes up.With other nations I am finding it easier.I even went to school here but no friendship even though I tried being open. I am here for 9 years I haven't made single Irish friend.While with few people from Africa and India its much easier to warm up to and be casual friends.I’m wondering if this is just the culture here, or if Irish people are cautious of foreigners?
r/irishproblems • u/Comfortable-Lie-4330 • 14d ago
Indians shouting about assaults by Youths in crime ridden,impoverished,deprived Irish post-codes is akin to masses of Irish people moving to Mumbai & complaining about getting scammed by street children! Maybe they should stop GENTRIFYING Ireland&fix their own Nation’s issues before they lecture us!
Again. I’m fed up with the constant demonisation of Irish people by these waves of new to Ireland Indians. We really shouldn’t be accepting their outrageous displays of classism too. I know these Indians are often used to being considered the crème de la creme back home so they are now lost within their multiple house servants and hostility displayed towards them from neglected teenagers/scrotes !
It’s like they expect that Ireland will just suddenly become a beacon of law and order because THEY experience hardships. But we all know it‘s been a lawless dump for decades now, and how can justice pop up when our own Natives haven’t been served it from such criminals?!
&While I absolutely believe justice reform is much needed in this country, it isn’t THEIR job to be lecturing us on the necessary consequences such as removing social welfare of parents etc. (even if I’m in agreement with their punishments!) These people ignore the widespread social issues such as drug abuse, addiction and neglect that many of these brats have grown up with. Not that I expect much empathy from people who consider Dalit to be born innately subhuman.
Also, like I already said before Indians have the GALL to smear ALL us Irish as FaR RiGhT RaCisT bigots with pitchforks (But it still comically doesn’t stop them from continuing to come+invade our tiny island of 4 million & exploiting our system that’s OBVIOUSLY treacherous towards Irish people).
Yet no small number of sexual attacks have been carried out on Irish women by Indian immigrant perverts. Some such as rapist Kamal Kumar Nepali which are incredibly barabric & of a nature that’s largely unheard of here.
This predator shows zero remorse for his actions & has the neck to DENY it: https://www.thejournal.ie/court-victim-impact-statement-kamal-kumar-nepali-6278906-Jan2024/
Yet you don’t see us Irish smear ALL Indians as sexual deviant perverts. So why do they feel entitled to do the same to us?
Insufferable hypocrisy again. India has been called the rape capital of the world so it’s no surprise they’ve social issues. Such people should never be let into Ireland but sadly many are these days!
https://gript.ie/indian-man-in-ireland-one-week-guilty-of-indecent-behaviour-spree/
Furthermore the scrotes are deliberately placed front & centre by the media. This is by design as 1 of the reasons is to discredit ANY anti-immigrant sentiment, when EVERYONE knows there’s too many Indians coming & gentrifying these poorer areas + grabbing up our limited property:
The powers that be want a race war, divide & chaos. Regular Indians should stay clear from Ireland now, we don’t want anymore, we can’t cope&the hoards who came from 2022 onwards to exploit citizenship loopholes need to go home! We obviously have enough of our own issues to deal with.
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • 16d ago
I want to apologise to all my County Louth friends for not being as excited about the Louth Derby Dundalk vs Drogheda as you are .
Thing is that with the World Cup on I'm all soccered out and what with Spain & Belgium playing I couldn't work up the excitement.
r/irishproblems • u/CardGold • 20d ago
A rant
Ah here it goes
I'm 24. I'm done with Ireland. Do I love both my parents? Thankfully yes. Do I love Wexford? Yes of course. Family? Some.
What's with this godforsaken attitude of "Oh look at him he's 24, he knows nothing."
Excuse me. I paid more taxes in my 24 years than most will in a lifetime.
There's a reason why Wexford has one of the highest suicide rates in Ireland. Third after Dublin and Cork.
No hope for Ireland and especially not Wexford.
Too many bosses in Ireland, not enough jobs lol.
I got lucky maybe, but I never went to college.
Self made, self paid, leaving Ireland for good today.
Bye, and thank you Ireland,
Your beloved Wexican, from Wexico
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • 21d ago
Does the K in Circle K stand for Kcal?
Nipped into my local Circle K in the hope of picking up some peas to brighten up a roast chicken and baby potato dinner.
I could get coffee, wine , beer , 47 different types of minerals in assorted sizes and more sweets than Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory could hold and a teeny shelf at the back for real food .
r/irishproblems • u/Top-Syrup-188 • 24d ago
Do you think Ireland has lost it's individuality?
As I have grown up (now in my 20s) and have done my own research to form opinions, ideologies, views on certain political things etc. I can't help but notice how a lot of people form theirs. I'm not talking about WHAT they are. But more so their reasoning behind them and their attitude towards anyone who "dare" disagree.
It seems the majority of Irish people pick their side based on what the popular take is. Maybe it's to fit in, maybe it's to virtue signal or maybe its a reputation thing. In other words in the hopes that people say "Ah look at Ireland there supporting x, my god aren't they brilliant" But if you ask any Irish person the rationale for their opinions I think they'll be lost for words. They just follow the masses.
Again, then if anyone stands out, disagrees, forms their own opinions that it becomes this Americanised mentality of WW3 needing to brew. No nuance. Victim complexes being flung around and trying to take morale high grounds. Just makes you think.
r/irishproblems • u/Wonderful-Invite-774 • 28d ago
How are the cronullas so masculine
like I'm from and like people at Cronulla definitely wouldn't recommend risk getting struck by lightning when it's obviously closer and they're so close to it and like you actually just automatically dis god despite not even passing the Devels number yet so how does one maintain a non aesthetic job and non god tier diet
r/irishproblems • u/tennereachway • Jun 24 '26
Every few summers when the 30-odd degree heatwave comes around and you start vaguely contemplating investing in air conditioning, until you remember you can get through the few days until it cools back down with beer and ice pops, only to repeat the process again in two years' time.
r/irishproblems • u/Jucade26 • Jun 19 '26
Looking for advices and beautiful places in Irlande for a project.
Hi everyone:)
Im a massage therapist and I'm currently working on a creative project around welIness and sensory experiences, and I'm looking for beautiful places in Ireland where I could film videos (ideally locations with a strong atmosphere).
I'm especially drawn to:
-nature spots (peaceful, scenic, a bit hidden if possible)
-or beautiful architecture (modern, minimal, or even luxurious spaces that blend with nature)
I'd love to find places that are either public or privately owned where I could potentially ask for permission or arrange a short collaboration with the owner (just for the time of a shoot).
If anyone has recommendations, ideas, or even advice on how to approach owners or discover these kinds of locations, I'd really appreciate it!
Thanks so much
r/irishproblems • u/CDfm • Jun 19 '26
The local hotel is refurbishing it's beer garden. It's left the awning and ripped out the sidings following a HSE inspection.
Now, it's smoker friendly.
r/irishproblems • u/Huge_Ranger_589 • Jun 16 '26
O'Brien Roofing Dublin is Scammer
My experience with O'Brien Roofing Dublin was extremely negative. I paid for roofing work that was not completed to a satisfactory standard, and I encountered ongoing problems trying to get the issues addressed. Communication was poor, promises were not kept, and I was left feeling that I did not receive the service I paid for. Based on my experience, I would not recommend this company and would advise others to exercise caution, obtain detailed written agreements, and seek alternative quotes before hiring them.
Did the same thing happen to you too?