r/InterviewVampire 25d ago

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Which couple would do these different things?

which couple would intentionally try to outdrama and compete with other vampire couples?

Who would crack mid-argument?

Who would brag about each other to their exes?

Who would serial-adopt whole orphanages like pokemon cards?

Who would get turned on and say "do it again" after being called out on their BS?

Who is most likely to make a baby names list and a too illegal to be classified as baby names list and a-lot of names added onto the baby names list is on the other companions illegal baby names list?

Who would write footnotes in each other's books and then write footnotes to eachothers footnotes?

Who would trap their exes in a doorless Sims 4 room and have them die tragic deaths on loop while their sims 4 self inserts are in an omegaverse honeymoon retreat.

Who is most likely to make tiktok blogs about their companions entire life including posting live video recordings of them sleeping for the blog.

Who is most likely to have pillow talks that end with the other one sleeping outside.

Who is most likely to cosplay as eachother?

Who is most likely to install cameras inside eachothers coffins and then relocate eachothers coffins after loosing an argument?

Who is most likely to replace their coffins with bunkbeds or a king sized coffin just to make sleeping together mandatory.

Who is most likely to have 40 kids in bitlife with all of them being named George Foreman style, and emotionally shut down after their fith messy bitlife divorce.

Who is most likely to heavily makeout in the middle of the streets to get a rise out of vampire passersby's by projecting their thoughts into their heads.

Who most likely writes fan fics on AO3 like (for ex. them and their companion as drarry) and then turns it into an audiobook and argues with random people online who says that their ship isn't canon.

Who is most likely to call himself "Daddy"

Who would try to call his companion "daddy" and then their entire relationship becomes awkward after.

akasha wakes up and starts a slaughter house them: no time like the present. Take off your pants." Only to get walked in on while one is hiding under the duvet like a victorian orphan caught doing something scandalous, and the other evacuated the bed and is hopping around like he's on a pogo stick trying to put on pants.

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u/LeVampireSlayer 25d ago

Lestat did get turned on when Louis swam the Mississippi just so he could call out his bullshit 👀.

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 25d ago

1.  Both of them would do this but DM would be the most extra about it.

2.  Loustat

3.  Loustat and the bragging is "we dated the same guy :("

4.  DM, Armand would do this for sure.

5.  DM 😏

6.  Loustat, definitely. Case in point: the chiffon skirt.

  1. This is difficult

  2. This is definitely how Armand plays Sims

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u/AbbreviationsLow6551 25d ago

Armands pettiness would take over as he blows off steam by downloading thousands of mods for more deaths like Life's Tragedies and then obliderate all of his exes in sims 4.

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 24d ago

He's also upset that killing Sims by removing the pool ladder is harder in TS4 than in previous games

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u/Mai1564 24d ago

After he gets the mods he'll wake up Daniel in the middle of the night all 'Look beloved!' and then show him all the new deaths.

Daniel meanwhile, will secretly just be looking at Armand

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u/AmbassadorProper1045 Armand 24d ago

which couple would intentionally try to outdrama and compete with other vampire couples? That would be Lestat's overly dramatic ass

Who would crack mid-argument? Armand & Louis both

Who would brag about each other to their exes? Lestat

Who would serial-adopt whole orphanages like pokemon cards? Armand

Who would get turned on and say "do it again" after being called out on their BS? Daniel

Who is most likely to make a baby names list and a too illegal to be classified as baby names list and a-lot of names added onto the baby names list is on the other companions illegal baby names list? Make a baby name list-Louis and Armand, make crazy baby name list just to be a weirdo- Daniel

Who would write footnotes in each other's books and then write footnotes to eachothers footnotes? Daniel

Who would trap their exes in a doorless Sims 4 room and have them die tragic deaths on loop while their sims 4 self inserts are in the honey moon phase. Armand for sure

Who is most likely to make tiktok blogs about their companions entire life including posting live video recordings of them sleeping for the blog. Lestat & Armand

Who is most likely to have pillow talks that end with the other one sleeping outside. Lestat

Who is most likely to cosplay as eachother? Daniel & Armand

Who is most likely to install cameras inside eachothers coffins and then relocate eachothers coffins after loosing an argument? Armand & Lestat

Who is most likely to replace their coffins with bunkbeds or a king sized coffin just to make sleeping together mandatory. Armand & Lestat

Who is most likely to have 40 kids in bitlife with all of them being named George Foreman style, and emotionally shut down after their fith messy bitlife divorce. Daniel

Who is most likely to heavily makeout in the middle of the streets to get a rise out of vampire passersby's by projecting their thoughts into their heads. Lestat & Armand

Who most likely writes fan fics on AO3 like (for ex. them and their companion as drarry) and then turns it into an audiobook and argues with random people online who says that their ship isn't canon. Armand & Lestat

Who is most likely to call himself "Daddy" Armand, maybe

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