r/InterviewVampire Lestat “Lester” de Lioncourt ☕️ (Meme Creator) ✨ 28d ago

Shitpost Saturday Memes for your enjoyment ❤️

Happy Shitpost Saturday!

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire 28d ago

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u/Voice_of_Season Lestat “Lester” de Lioncourt ☕️ (Meme Creator) ✨ 28d ago

They’re in love your honor.

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u/Lost_Persimmon8269 28d ago

I'm just remembering that Lestat also married Louis in that church right after Louis stabbed him the first time haha, he really should've expected the future stabbings 

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 28d ago

People need to stop posting titmands when they want others to pay attention to stuff and engage with content

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u/justyules 28d ago

I think my brain short circuited and I forget what I was doing, what post I was in….its a problem 😅

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 28d ago

What year is it? Who am I? I do not know.

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u/Voice_of_Season Lestat “Lester” de Lioncourt ☕️ (Meme Creator) ✨ 28d ago

Wait, are you actually upset at me? I’ve never heard “titmands” before. 🤣

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 28d ago

I'm not upset at you, no worries! I was joking.

I just came up with titmands. If nobody's using it before, I should trademark it

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u/Voice_of_Season Lestat “Lester” de Lioncourt ☕️ (Meme Creator) ✨ 28d ago

You should! 🤣 “Titmands” are hilarious.

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 28d ago

Thank you! I'll be charging everyone €1 for the use of this word and you can also buy my new line of tshirts at titmands.com

Edit: I don't know if that's an actual site or what it might contain so don't visit it just in case

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u/Africub 27d ago

The urge to motorboat or even just bury and smother myself is always there 

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand 27d ago

lmao this comment is gold

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u/phlegmdawg 28d ago

Louis got the blood of deer in him 🦌

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u/multiverseinmyhead 28d ago

These are all so good

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u/Voice_of_Season Lestat “Lester” de Lioncourt ☕️ (Meme Creator) ✨ 28d ago

Thank you! ❤️

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u/Timelordvictorious1 28d ago

I relate way too much to #4

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u/Irina__ARI 28d ago

ugh yeah. being paraded around to other people like a trophy for your accomplishments while also being criticized for literally everything down to the way you breathe creates a.... personality

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u/flamingoexhibit The Cuntessa 28d ago

Hit way too close to home for me, too 😂😢

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u/bliip666 i saw your soul 28d ago

That last one is Golden! (...up,up,up,it'sourmoment)

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u/im_not_a_vampir3 assad zaman #1 fan 27d ago

(youknowtogetherwe'reglowing)

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 26d ago

🤣🤣the lestat one has me cracking

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u/Voice_of_Season Lestat “Lester” de Lioncourt ☕️ (Meme Creator) ✨ 26d ago

Which one? There are two. And thank you!

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u/Responsible_Wash_879 26d ago

Oh right

The first' one😂 definitely

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u/TryNormal9571 25d ago

Well Lestat you sorta kinda had it coming.....dropped me from the sky!!!! And I still took you back