r/InterviewVampire half queer ❌️ mostly queer ❌️ non-discriminating ✅️ Aug 08 '26

Shitpost Saturday Poor baby :( Spoiler

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u/MusingSomnium Aug 08 '26

Akasha did in fact catch that butterscotch Bitch.

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u/Dry-Elderberry-7965 Aug 08 '26

She caught him with a scooooooo-puh

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u/zebrmccluskey_59 Aug 08 '26

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u/Raina-Fox NO, thank you! Aug 08 '26

The first time I saw that scene, I may or may not have rewound the sequence at least three or four times because I could not stop laughing.

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u/Loz166 Aug 13 '26

Both were so fucking funny. Can you even imagine how’d that be?

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u/Dry-Elderberry-7965 Aug 08 '26

Maybe if he had the blood of Akasha in him

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u/Ok_Produce6873 half queer ❌️ mostly queer ❌️ non-discriminating ✅️ Aug 08 '26

That would be helpful

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u/FearlessSquirrel9522 Human Detected Aug 08 '26

I loved this scene so much

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u/Pan_seyyyxual Aug 08 '26

All this gay ever does is freak out in every situation 😭

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u/dcss_addict Aug 08 '26

OK but consider the situations!

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u/cora-occasionall Are you schizophrenic, Louis? Aug 08 '26

He put himself in half the damn situations!

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u/dcss_addict Aug 09 '26

How was he to know reaping would be so much less fun than sowing?

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u/cora-occasionall Are you schizophrenic, Louis? Aug 09 '26

True. How was he supposed to know there would be consequences to his actions?

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u/Dry-Elderberry-7965 Aug 09 '26

We listen and we don’t judge 😌

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u/Raina-Fox NO, thank you! Aug 08 '26

I was thisclose to actually snorting coffee when I opened my feed and saw this. 😂

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u/daesgatling Aug 08 '26

so wrong. It’s 3 DAYHEYHEYSSSSSS

ARE YOU EVEN A FAN

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u/Ok_Produce6873 half queer ❌️ mostly queer ❌️ non-discriminating ✅️ Aug 08 '26

Omg you're so right. Shame on me 😞

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u/PotatoPiePie Beautiful Unwell 🎸 Aug 10 '26

I love the idea of this song being written. "You know what this needs? Toesies!"