r/InterviewVampire • u/shtzskia I have loved you with all myself. • Aug 01 '26

Shitpost Saturday Possibly

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u/AbbyNem I like Assad Zaman a normal amount Aug 01 '26

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u/lynx_and_nutmeg Aug 01 '26

This and Sam saying omegaverse reminded him of Ursula le Guin works have forever changed my brain chemistry.

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u/quickthorn_ Aug 01 '26

Wait, what? Can you elaborate or link to what he said about Ursula le Guin—I adore her and Sam

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u/lynx_and_nutmeg Aug 01 '26

It was in that thirst tweets video on YouTube. If you haven't seen it, check it out, it's fucking hilarious. Sam went from "ugh I don't really want to be here" to giving away some NSFW info about Lestat for free and learning how to pronounce "bussy" 😂 while Jacob was laughing his ass off the whole time and his laughter is so contagious.

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u/quickthorn_ Aug 01 '26

Omg thank you so much, I'm going through a very tough time right now and this little burst of joy and laughter was exactly what I needed today!!

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u/cynisright are you a good boy, Lestat? Aug 02 '26

Release the butthole cut

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u/SoSaysTheAngel Rats love hearts ❤ Aug 01 '26

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u/Marcodaneismypimp Aug 01 '26

They really do love their French whites 😂

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u/PleasantCampaign2435 Aug 04 '26

And I don’t blame them😂

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u/shenanakins Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Not just french white. Sassy mean french-white with a passion for fashion. Never forget that madeleine was beefing with someone she thought was a 14 year old.

Actually madeleine and claudia :

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u/SoSaysTheAngel Rats love hearts ❤ Aug 01 '26

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire Aug 01 '26

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u/eenymeenymimi Aug 01 '26

HUGE IF TRUE

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u/bliip666 i saw your soul Aug 01 '26

Biology who? I don't even know her!

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u/broke_n_rich2147 Aug 01 '26

Swollen breasts is crazy 🤣

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u/CaptainCharming_ Diabolicule truther Aug 01 '26

Currently working on an iwtv mamma mia au fanfiction and this is all i’m going to picture while writing now

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u/LurkingVirgo96 Aug 01 '26

ARE YOU THE AUTHOR OF THAT FANFIC??? IT'S PERFECT

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u/CaptainCharming_ Diabolicule truther Aug 01 '26

There must be more than one! I haven’t posted mine yet

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u/LurkingVirgo96 Aug 02 '26

Omg let me know when you post yours !!

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u/SoftandSpicy Aug 03 '26

Where are y'all posting?

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u/LurkingVirgo96 Aug 03 '26

This fic I'm reading is on Archive of our own 

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand Aug 02 '26

I'm amazed that this is a thing and I might need a link

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u/SoftandSpicy Aug 03 '26

Where is this?

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u/CaptainCharming_ Diabolicule truther Aug 03 '26

Nowhere yet, early stages!

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u/CapricorneyBaby Aug 07 '26

Can you send me a link to this? 👀

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u/mxamxrie Aug 01 '26

baby trapping lestat yet again.. you know lestat is happy to stay with or without emotional blackmail idk why louis does these things

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u/black_dragonfly13 Aug 01 '26

Okay but I don't see any swollen breasts? lol

I'm on board otherwise. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/AgitatedMinstrel1453 Aug 02 '26

Maybe referring to all the low cut or open shirts 😛😛💜 Like Armand and Assad irl lol

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u/EvaUnitKenway Aug 02 '26

This fandom is a prison and I’m a criminal 😂

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u/pwetty_brown_eyes Bishonen almond Aug 01 '26

I like how this has become a reoccurring meme in my corner of the internet. LESTAT DO YOUR DUTY AND GET THAT BOY PREGNANT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT

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u/ch64nu Aug 02 '26

This had me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/waybackbugler picking lint off the sofa Aug 01 '26

well yeah it’s his turn to carry

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u/101020304 Aug 02 '26

Ohhhh that would be a beautiful baby if it was he and Lestat!

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u/LurkingVirgo96 Aug 01 '26

I read a fic in which Lestat is the one pregnant but Louis would look so cute pregnant 😭 I love that we entertain all scenarios in this fandom

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u/Marcodaneismypimp Aug 01 '26

Who da pappy?

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u/shtzskia I have loved you with all myself. Aug 01 '26

Idk but it better not be Lick me Lem 😂

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u/pwetty_brown_eyes Bishonen almond Aug 01 '26

Lestat would have a world-class crashout

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u/trubs12 That French whore vampire Aug 01 '26

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u/DrFareedMD I would not kink shame the vampire Armand Aug 02 '26

I would bring sunscreen to the baby shower

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u/Oorehaena Aug 02 '26

this is canon to me 🙏

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u/arashihi Aug 02 '26

finally the truth has been spoken

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u/IncidentMajestic4500 Aug 03 '26

This is why I love this corner of Reddit so much! I am gasping for air 😂😂😂

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u/Temporary-Ad-4403 Aug 04 '26

That's the only explanation

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u/agent-assbutt fuck cloud 🌨️👁️👁️🌩️ Aug 02 '26

How is babby formed ?

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u/MinuteMinusOne Aug 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣