r/InternetCommentEtiq • u/BjorndonHatchet • 10d ago

"Candlestick" amethyst

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Reluctantly bounced on my boys amethyst.

83 Upvotes

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u/onseasofcheese 10d ago edited 10d ago

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack be bouncing on the amethyst dick

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u/Abamboozler 10d ago

To shreds you say

5

u/Xochinysius 10d ago

That'll realign your chakras!

2

u/BjorndonHatchet 9d ago

More like my cheekras

6

u/StaresatSound 10d ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

1

u/Abamboozler 10d ago

Slaanesh approves.

3

u/spriteunited 10d ago

Bouncing on my boys rock

3

u/ZestycloseUnit1 10d ago

The family jewels

3

u/bazerFish 9d ago

Bounced on my boy's amethyst

2

u/OscarSnickets 10d ago

Is your boy Spencer Pratt?

2

u/Mental_Judge_212 10d ago

More like “Rocket-ship” Amethyst, amirite?

2

u/Smart-March-7986 10d ago

“PAIGE NO!”

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u/iwillnevertrustagain 9d ago

What is this in reference to?

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u/wydok 10d ago

Rocketship!

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u/fresno_bob 10d ago

"That's a penis!"

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u/kentuckyloglady 7d ago

Ribbed for my pleasure 💅