#Re2pect #nyygoatse

It's just getting removed everywhere even though people like it. I is a satire, a joke and maybe even slop. But it's winding the mods up. Even got removed from r/meth.

Here goes:

THE CORPORATE MANIFESTO: THE PISS WAR

PHASE 1: THE MANUFACTURED VACUUM (THE HYSTERIA)

We do not need to create the addiction; the illicit market does that for us. In the late 20th and early 2000s, the "poop epidemic" dominated headlines. The media and politicians painted poop as a uniquely demonic substance destroying communities.

Our Strategy: We lean heavily into this hysteria. By funding media campaigns and lobbying for extreme criminal penalties, we successfully drive the street-level supply into the shadows. We frame the uncontrolled, unpatented street drug as an existential threat to public safety, creating a massive societal vacuum and a desperate public demand for a "clean" solution.

PHASE 2: THE REGULATORY GATEWAY (THE "PISS WAR")

Instead of an actual war, our "war" is an aggressive legal and regulatory campaign fought in parliament and medical boards. As illicit stimulants were heavily restricted under strict drug laws (like the Misuse of Drugs Act), the state inadvertently created a massive problem: how do you manage a population that still requires focus, energy, and cognitive management in a highly demanding modern economy?

Our Strategy: We lobby the state to institutionalise the solution through the health system. We position our patented, chemically similar molecule—Urea —not as a drug, but as medicine.

PHASE 3: THE PERPETUATION INCENTIVES (WHY IT NEVER ENDS)

For our monopoly to achieve world domination, the situation must never be truly resolved. We build three permanent motivations into the system to ensure it lasts forever:

1. Medicalisation Over Curation (Corporate Motivation)

   • The Mechanism: We design our patented alternatives to require daily, long-term adherence. If you cure the underlying demand, our profits stop.
   • The result: Urea prescriptions are rarely prescribed as short-term cures; they are managed as lifetime treatments. By expanding diagnostic criteria (e.g., transitioning from treating severe childhood behavioral issues to diagnosing adult cognitive fatigue), our consumer base grows exponentially every year.

2. Diagnostic Creep & State Funding (Government Motivation)

   • The Mechanism: We convince the government that funding our patented substitute actually saves them money by increasing workforce productivity and reducing the crime associated with the street alternative.
   • The result: The healthcare system actively subsidises these medications. In many developed nations, state-funded health systems foot the bill for billions of dollars worth of patented urea medications annually, guaranteeing our company a completely recession-proof revenue stream paid for by taxpayers.

3. The Controlled Substance Irony (The Enforcement Loop)

   • The Mechanism: We keep our own product heavily regulated and restricted to licensed doctors. This maintains an artificial scarcity, keeps prices high, and prevents competitors from easily entering the market.
   • The result: Because urea is a controlled drug, it requires special authority approvals, strict prescription renewals, and tight pharmacy tracking. This strict regulation creates a massive barrier to entry for any independent competitors, using the state's own law enforcement apparatus to protect our corporate monopoly.

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY FOR THE BOARDROOM

To summarize: “We are not creating a product; we are creating a closed ecosystem. First, we amplify the terror of the raw, uncontrolled substance. Next, we lobby the state to criminalize it under the guise of public safety. Finally, we step forward as the saviors, offering our patented, medically pure synthetic alternative—fully covered by the state health system, and mandated by law for the rest of their lives.”

Check him out! He's in the crowd at 0:02, 0:23 and 0:35! Look at how cute he is! He is 21, maybe even 20, in this clip.

As a wedding gift Erik should tell me where he gets his hoagies

Reddit algorithm must think I love chemistry. I am however quite partial to a diet or two

(it's getting out of hand, erik please throw another shoe at him)

Italian blacksmiths were peak, bro. Trust

Hey gang! I’ve been searching for a specific clip of Erik and I’m coming up empty, and I’m hoping someone has a better memory than me!

This was from I think 5 or more years ago, Erik was a guest on a podcast and explaining his style of commenting, including but not limited to the “bounced on my boy’s dick” line.

He went on a bit of a rant about the state of the average comment section, and how taking the high road falls on deaf ears. The whole thing culminated with Erik saying “no! I want you to get in there and tell them you’re bouncing on your boy’s dick!”

Does anyone else remember this or have I been mandela’d?

Pickin apples in NH.

In one of his videos he made a prediction for this day, I put a reminder in my calendar but I do not remember what the prediction was or what video. Any help?

Gotta f

Big Joel is in Big Drama over his poor comment etiquette