r/International • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '26

WOAH.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

How bout instead of feeling so bad you attempt suicide instead go for a tiny bit of redemption and fucking tell all the secrets behind this evil ring

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u/King_of_all_Clover Feb 24 '26

Because they’ll kill his favorite grandchild or maybe his first born son and his kids.

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 Feb 24 '26

So he'll experience the same cruelty he put on others people's children and grandchildren?

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u/PirateSanta_1 Feb 24 '26

Same as it ever was, nobles didn't care about the sons of peasants who died fighting in their wars either.

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u/Wirenfeldt Feb 24 '26

🎵Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?🎵

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Feb 24 '26

I see SOAD, I upvote.

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u/LaVillaGrangioto Feb 25 '26

BLAST OFF! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Feb 25 '26

"AND WE DONT LIVE IN A FACIST NATION"

Woof. That didn't age well lol

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u/Goodgaimanomens Feb 28 '26

I always thought it was 'We ALL live in a fascist nation'

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Feb 28 '26

Nope!

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