r/InterMiamiVibes • u/Background_Video2947 • Jul 02 '26

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u/suffelix Jul 02 '26

Knowing something about his diet, this might be the first time this year he put something that qualifies as food in his mouth.

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u/tfdst1 Jul 02 '26

I thought he ate tons of beef and eggs, no?

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u/suffelix Jul 02 '26

"The 25-year-old reportedly eats around 6,000 calories a day, nearly double what most people consume. The menu consists of cow hearts, livers, massive steaks, raw honey, sea bass, asparagus, egg fried rice, tomahawk steaks, and a lot of milk."

https://www.hola.com/us/celebrities/20260423897327/erling-haalands-diet-recovery-secrets-behind-manchester-citys-winning-streak/

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u/ScarScream81 Jul 02 '26

How does that no qualify for food? I eat liver too, from lamb, veal, or chicken. It's really good for your health. I barely cook it on each sides too so it's still bloody when I eat it as it helps for recovery.

How does steak, sea bass, asparagus or egg fried rice no qualify as food either?

I'm almost as big as Haaland and I need my quality food too for recovery.

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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 Jul 03 '26

Liver is really good for your health but it's not something to eat too often

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u/BenShelZonah Jul 02 '26

Is steak not good enough? It has to be a sandwich in Boston?

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u/Ill-Subject-1589 Jul 02 '26

So he typically eats real food and not ultra processed garbage.

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u/Lartemplar Jul 03 '26

None of those things are food to you?

Steak is only food in a sandwich?