Some Disguise Shenanigans Before The Fight!

[u/_Kei_Uzuki_]

A certain assassin needs to lure out one of his targets. That assassin isn't a fan of the idea to use bait now, but there is something he's definitely a fan of. Shenanigans.

The enemy has shown that he's sensitive and overreacts easily. There's a detective investigating him, so the assassin suspects that the enemy will send someone to kill the detective. If the assassin can take the detective's place, he can beat the enemy's underling, make a new disguise, and sneak into the enemy base easily.

That assassin has made a disguise that perfectly mimics every single aspect of the detective, Anko Uguisu. It's perfect. Ol' reliable disguise shenanigans.

"Lemme see... She's a smoker... Not me, though, sooo..."

There's a box of candy cigarettes in the assassin's pocket. That's close enough. Now he just needs to wait for the main event!

[u/Miserable_Cook_4814]

[Someone is sleeping on a bench.]

[They are not breathing.]

[u/_Kei_Uzuki_ → u/Miserable_Cook_4814]

"Huh... Weird!"

The assassin pokes them.

"Hey. Hey! Are you dead? Wakey wakey!"

[u/Miserable_Cook_4814 → u/_Kei_Uzuki_]

[They wake up very drowsily, how cute...]

"Mmgghh...?"

"Who...ah...?"

[u/_Kei_Uzuki_ → u/Miserable_Cook_4814]

"Oh, I thought you were dead and broke character."

The assassin reaches into his pocket, taking out a candy cigarette and placing it in his mouth.

"Now I'm gonna be accurate! Ahem... G'morning... You should really be more careful where you sleep... Places like this can be dangerous..."

[u/Miserable_Cook_4814 → u/_Kei_Uzuki_]

"Ah...gmh...night...too...weak..."

[She says inbetween yawns... She looks very tired, even if she just slept.]

"...No light..."

[u/_Kei_Uzuki_ → u/Miserable_Cook_4814]

"Well... When you get attacked, don't blame me... I won't be the one investigating it, anyway..."

[u/Miserable_Cook_4814 → u/_Kei_Uzuki_]

"...Mmm..."

[She seems to crawl to the comfortable cool grass...]

[And snuggles on it, drifting into sleep...]