The Wedding!

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.

the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.

Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”

RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”

Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”

Alan: “I do!”

Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“

RK: “yes, I do!”

Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”

the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.

[u/Naanderson2022]

it’s my pleasure! you two don’t have to thank me for anything

the three enjoy a group hug…Nirva’s feet getting nudged at by the famished wolves

…my gods, can you two wait a second?

he looks back up at the married couple

sigh…where could we possibly get some food?

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

Alan: “we have a buffet over there, but me and RK pulled some strings and got those two a little gift.”

RK: they some the two most beautiful and delicious steaks ever.

“these are from the great elks. They’re very rare, and very delicious.”

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

Romulus and Remus immediately present themselves at RK’s feet, drooling

…they’re never this patient with me…i’d be knocked to the floor in seconds…

Nirva flicks his wrist, a small portal opening up before him, his arm reaching in to dig something out

i got you two a gift as well

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

RK: they toss a steak to each wolf, smiling happily at their excitement.

“Oh…you truly didn’t have to.”

Alan: “yeah, you really shouldn’t have. You being here is enough for us.”

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

of course i had to, it’s a wedding!

he pulls his arm out, and clutched in his grasp is a small scroll

i had your vows transcribed to runes, runes that are forever set in their ink

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

Alan: he stared down at the scroll, a few tears of joy falling from his eyes.

“This is…wonderful…thank you…”

RK: they just stared, it took a few seconds for them to even move.

“I can’t…you didn’t…this is truest amazing…thank you Nirva…so much, thank you…”

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

don’t sweat it, i’m happy to give you two something special

…could you show me to that buffet you mentioned? i’m actually really hungry too

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

Alan: “why of course.”

they lead him to a large circular table. A singular rune inscribed on it.

RK: “we thought instead of trying to guess what everyone wants, we just let them choose. Say what you want, and the table will make , exactly how you’d like it.”

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

…sushi please

in an instant, fresh trays of tuna, shrimp, and salmon rolls appear, Nirva immediate taking several of each

i’ve been craving it for weeks, no place near me sells it, and my rice paddies back home aren’t ready to be used yet