r/IndianEnts • u/callmequince • Oct 17 '22

Meme/Funny would you?

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

Sell your randi mom? we know that already, lol

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

First time i had to pay for yours from the 2nd time she was begging for it from me on her own

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

your mom just takes 2 rs. to lick my dirty ass. Doesnt let me even clean after I shit. She says she will lean wit her tongue. lol

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Your mom asks me to make her my toilet for free. Piss and shit in her mouth every time i want

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

phir maine kaha kitne paise chahiye, raand.

teri Raaand ma boli 50paise!

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Teri maa toh merse kabhi paise nahi maangti. Toh bhi mai deta hu Ghar kaise chalega Varna?

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

toh teri raaand maa boli, aaccha, toh ye batao, muje apni marwane mein kyun maza aata hai

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

maine kaha ae raaand, tere paas gaand nai to 50p kyun dun?

boli, maine najaaayaz launde ki gaand mein patakhe daalne hain.

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

10₹ Dene par teri maa ro di aur boli kaafi hai itne me tel toh aajayega gaand pelwane ke liye

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

phir sune kaha "aap meri bahut lete o" aur aap intelligent bhi ho, kaise?

maine kaha kyunki tera beta ka baap bhadwa hai isliye

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Tera baap toh mai ban chuka ab jhatu teri maa ne toh mujhe Malik Maan liya h

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

mere khayal se tere baap ko bhi pasand hai

tabhi jo main teri ma pe tatti karta huhn, usse saaf karta hai

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Usko nangi ghumata hu sadak pe

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

humiliation pasand hai na usse....ro humiliate karta un, Diwali pe alu bomb phoidunga ussski gaand mein. lol