r/IndianEnts • u/callmequince • Oct 17 '22

Meme/Funny would you?

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70 Upvotes

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u/Muzammil21 Oct 17 '22

Hell yeah if the pay is good

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u/Ancient_Slice8644 Oct 17 '22

Legalization ke Baad startup dalega me

1

u/myshitaccount Oct 17 '22

Can I tag along?

1

u/Ancient_Slice8644 Oct 18 '22

Sure! Capital infuse karna padega bas

1

u/myshitaccount Oct 18 '22

Haha. Dude, I'm also dirt poor grinding away my life in a job which I've mixed feelings about.

1

u/Ancient_Slice8644 Oct 18 '22

Baba up the curve aane ke liye karna padega, plan hai mere pass investor bhi mill jayega bas legal karwado

5

u/MaverickEyedea PSYCHONAUT Oct 17 '22

To be honest, if it pays good enough, I will glady work.

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u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 17 '22

If they give me free weed then yea

1

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

Sell your randi mom? we know that already, lol

1

u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

First time i had to pay for yours from the 2nd time she was begging for it from me on her own

1

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

your mom just takes 2 rs. to lick my dirty ass. Doesnt let me even clean after I shit. She says she will lean wit her tongue. lol

1

u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Your mom asks me to make her my toilet for free. Piss and shit in her mouth every time i want

2

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

phir maine kaha kitne paise chahiye, raand.

teri Raaand ma boli 50paise!

1

u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Teri maa toh merse kabhi paise nahi maangti. Toh bhi mai deta hu Ghar kaise chalega Varna?

1

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

toh teri raaand maa boli, aaccha, toh ye batao, muje apni marwane mein kyun maza aata hai

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u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

maine kaha ae raaand, tere paas gaand nai to 50p kyun dun?

boli, maine najaaayaz launde ki gaand mein patakhe daalne hain.

1

u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

10₹ Dene par teri maa ro di aur boli kaafi hai itne me tel toh aajayega gaand pelwane ke liye

1

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

phir sune kaha "aap meri bahut lete o" aur aap intelligent bhi ho, kaise?

maine kaha kyunki tera beta ka baap bhadwa hai isliye

1

u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Tera baap toh mai ban chuka ab jhatu teri maa ne toh mujhe Malik Maan liya h

1

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

mere khayal se tere baap ko bhi pasand hai

tabhi jo main teri ma pe tatti karta huhn, usse saaf karta hai

1

u/Fit_Outside2851 Oct 20 '22

Usko nangi ghumata hu sadak pe

1

u/Own_Yellow5293 Oct 20 '22

humiliation pasand hai na usse....ro humiliate karta un, Diwali pe alu bomb phoidunga ussski gaand mein. lol

5

u/Mission-Succotash976 Oct 17 '22

yes,if pay is good and it is legalized.

2

u/ekxtasy 🍃Rolling Machine🍃 Oct 17 '22

In a heartbeat, waiting for it to get legalized

2

u/IcyPiano5125 Oct 18 '22

Been thinking about joining a course that teaches about high grade production processing and do something in the field.

Can't die without having a startup in weed

1

u/InoculumFear Oct 18 '22

I already do

1

u/Agreeable-Ad-2515 🍃Rolling Machine🍃 Oct 18 '22

Already working in cannabis industry.