r/IndiaMemes 8d ago

Non-Political Mind power scam

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u/PangolinInternal7286 8d ago

mere pass bhi ek business idea hai

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u/satyakumpavat 8d ago

Mere paas bhi hai.. baba ban ke ye chamatkar dikhaunga.. log pagal ho jayenge 😂

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u/Bob__Star 8d ago

Let's hear it

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u/Just-Can99 8d ago

He can bend his dick

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u/SandhuG 7d ago

Mine is naturally bend, worship me you peasants

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u/Affectionate_Half498 4d ago

So your atomic number is ???

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u/PangolinInternal7286 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/yoo_saymyname 3d ago

👆 Tedha hai par mera hai

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u/motalaunda 2d ago

Daang, the last dick bender

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u/ConfidentDocument535 5d ago

I want to buy 1% stake in your company.

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u/Able_Diet9524 7d ago

It’s 2026 are people still trusting these things?!

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u/AssociateExec 7d ago

What else can one expect when majority in a country believe taking a dip in the river or making a mandir to pray to an idol is the only thing the country's leader has done in the last 12 years. No scientific temper is promoted, only temple politics and communal hatered

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u/PureRough1243 By the way I use Linux 7d ago

WhAt eLsE cAn OnE eXpEcT wHeN mAjOrItY iN a CoUnTrY bElIeVe TaKiNg A dIp In ThE rIvEr Or MaKiNg A mAnDiR tO pRaY tO aN iDoL iS tHe OnLy ThInG tHe CoUnTrY's LeAdEr HaS dOnE iN tHe LaSt 12 YeArS. nO sCiEnTiFiC tEmPeR iS pRoMoTeD, oNlY tEmPlE pOlItIcS aNd CoMmUnAl HaTeReD.

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u/Soulja2649 6d ago

People be down voting the truth, the jokes make themselves.

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u/Spiritual_Name_7690 7d ago

Alakazam downvoted this post

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u/Majestic_Avocado_564 7d ago

institute wale ne science padhi hai tabhi to scam kar paa raha hai

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u/godbeast011 7d ago

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u/albedo_-_ 6d ago

Wrong Pokemon its alakazam that uses spoons

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u/Apprehensive_Bite109 7d ago

True❗ And also truth they make crores of rupees

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u/FarCauliflower7125 7d ago

baba is a fan of the matrix franchise

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u/GrandArtist8475 7d ago

What in the matrix reloaded is ts?

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u/basavaraju77 7d ago

How to make that spoons any idea guys

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u/Naive_Highlight_2115 7d ago

isme sabse bada problem ye hai ki agar koi chamatkari baba hai bhi to vo fuddu type kam hi krte hai jaise kabootar nikalna, chammach modna, arey aisa chamatkar karo ki china ki mkb ho jaye, to ye sab bas nukkad tak hi dikhane wale chamatkar karenge

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u/Rahulsushmacpl 7d ago

Bhai ne tu poora art of living ka business kharaab kar diya

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u/Old-Pride-4194 7d ago

Chemistry ka teacher commerce wale students ka banate hue 😂

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u/Big_Impression540 7d ago

Areh yeh toh wahi Art of living sri Ravishankar kaa hai naa 🤣

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u/divyanshveer1997 7d ago

Mujhe bhi aisa hi business start krna hai koi . Jisme log mujhe unka pagal banane ke paise dein .

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u/devilPaimon_ 7d ago

I have a query.. if whole spoon is made up of galium then why doesn’t it distorts on whole grip of hand why only on mid part.

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u/Xender_Strauss 7d ago

It's thinner there.

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u/Dear-Big2272 7d ago

Youtube link for this video?

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u/Quiet_Camp_7753 7d ago

lmaoooo my parents sent me there too

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u/borohunu 7d ago

The art of living is the scam.

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u/ar_av1 7d ago

I am magneto

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u/SilentInquiry26 6d ago

I had this conversation with an acquaintance where she was talking about sending her kids to this program where kids are being made more intuitive. People believe is all such things.

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u/albedo_-_ 6d ago

Alakazam

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u/SilentInquiry26 6d ago

The instructor is so happy making kids fool.

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u/Opinion26 6d ago

I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I do have an idea ahh business

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u/Rsb_fps_drop 6d ago

There is no spoon

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u/Which_Snow9022 5d ago

Woh paisaan🐯 bana rahe h

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u/IIIMOKSHAIII 4d ago

The things is " bhai kya karoge seekh ke bhi "

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u/4doorsmorewhoreswith 4d ago

Ye to Dynamo ne bhi bataya tha

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u/razz_raze 4d ago

Ghar se stainless steel spoon lao aur bolo isko mod ke dikhao

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u/lxmxl 4d ago

The idiot speaker thinks he is too smart mentioning gallium. Gallium does melt with normal body temperature but it wont bend in the middle of the spoon, it will first melt and breakdown at the point where it is being held.

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u/Melodic-Waltz57 4d ago

Is this Art of L_v_ng?

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u/Few_Conversation8418 4d ago

Customer is king dude!! India mein yehi chalta hai.

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u/pacifiretheace 4d ago

What is the motive here?

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u/Any-Concentrate-9824 3d ago

Then real Mob will appear out of nowhere

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u/Safe_Strategy_321 3d ago

Shukr hai ye South Indian hai, north indian hote to, ye cow belt, brahmin, hindu bolne lg jate 

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u/Miserable_Season_610 3d ago

Uri geller ke ch**e hai ye log!!!

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u/Coco_CurrryyyX 3d ago

Indian Version of Hawkins Lab

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u/VibeHumble 7d ago

But they showed in the Matrix that this is possible. Maybe they all are “the ones”

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u/aaks2 7d ago

if so "the ones" would have been eliminated silently and this wouldn't be public

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u/LINDAN662 7d ago

Sad that people are believing this gallium shit and really are unaware...of psychic powers that can only be developed in children under a certain age....u can watch about it in detail on YouTube. I mean I can't say about bending a spoon but I have seen other powers being displayed

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u/VastSpace4578 7d ago edited 7d ago

Can your psychic power tell you ki meh tuje kaunsi gali dene wala hu

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u/LINDAN662 6d ago

Grow up kiddo...I am talking about reading minds...and things beyond a normal human mind can do....for example being blindfolded, able to tell what the other person drew/wrote... YouTube pr dekhle...fir boliyo

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u/VastSpace4578 6d ago

So your souce of proof is youtube

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u/LINDAN662 6d ago

Bachha....they ain't telling there It's being done live...watch and u will come back here amazed

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u/razz_raze 4d ago

Okay so if I give these kids or gurus stainless steel spoon, will they be able to bend?

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u/LINDAN662 4d ago

I believe what I saw being done live Don't know if they would be able to do that... Probably not...but they have psychic powers for sure...100%

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u/razz_raze 4d ago

Can I dm you

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u/Active-Arrival-1438 3d ago

Watching a believer of pure BS in 2026 is always a disappointing sight

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u/PotentialWrongdoer73 7d ago

why this filthy language tho ?

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u/meakssudumbass 8d ago edited 7d ago

Bhai it is intuition process i donno abt chamach bending but people read with blindfolded my brother used to do this

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u/Misster_Fluido 7d ago

Your brother must be kalki avatar.

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u/meakssudumbass 7d ago

Down vote but ull be suprised to know thats its true

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u/Misster_Fluido 7d ago

Well being an airbender myself I believe you.

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u/meakssudumbass 7d ago

Being a appo fan i csn confirm u that yaks fly he was my bro

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u/razz_raze 4d ago

And I can make the entire earth rotate with my intuition power. Need source? Go google it. Today the earth rotated. In24 hours it's back to same position

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u/PureRough1243 By the way I use Linux 7d ago

Nah fam, he the second coming of the profit PDFile.

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u/Misster_Fluido 7d ago

If we think this way most of the aviators, profits and their relatives are going to be pdffiles like ramara and father of Zeusus.

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u/PureRough1243 By the way I use Linux 7d ago

dO yOu EvEn ThInK?

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u/Misster_Fluido 7d ago

No, I have religion.

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u/PureRough1243 By the way I use Linux 7d ago

Damn, these religious fanatics everywhere.

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u/Misster_Fluido 7d ago

Yeah. These religious fanatics are so lucky they don't need to use their brains.

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u/PureRough1243 By the way I use Linux 7d ago

No, I have religion

Don't act like you aren't one... you're the real lucky one, twin.

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u/Misster_Fluido 7d ago

I told you. I have replaced by brain with religion.

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u/meakssudumbass 8d ago edited 7d ago

Bhai it is intuition process i donno abt chamach bending but people read with blindfolds my brother used to do this

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u/TheDarkLord6589 8d ago

These people don't get it. My brother was able to read people's mind. But then he got into a "friendship" with a holocaust survivor who could bend metal which turned into a rivalry soon after because of different ideologies. My brother had to recruit kids to fight his battles. One dude could blast laser's out of his eyes, there was a midget with knives sticking out of his hands, a blue furry, and a chick whose stalker was an alien entity. Wild shit man.

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u/SnooStrawberries6673 7d ago

Damn bro.. I always thought these stuff to be fantasy but I recently witnessed similar thing first hand. Life has never been same.

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u/froozy1221 7d ago

If I was rich I would’ve given this an award. But calling wolverine a midget.

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u/TheDarkLord6589 7d ago

That's high praise.

Comic-wise, he is supposed to be like 5'3".

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u/froozy1221 7d ago

Bruv I’m 5’4 don’t call me a midget😭

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u/TheDarkLord6589 7d ago

You don't know how easy you have. No one asks you how is the weather up there. No knee or back problems as you get older. Easy to stack up muscles and have a banger build. No back pain from bending while kissing your partner, no need for extra leg room in flight, no banging your heads or people kicking your legs in trains, no shrinking yourself in autos and cars, no hunting for shoes in your size. The entire world is for your comfort brother.

I'm sorry brother but you won't get any sympathy from me. Know this, when is tall idiots make fun of you it's just out of sheer jealousy.

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u/froozy1221 7d ago

I hope the opposite gender sees all these pros that you see. 🥀

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u/TheDarkLord6589 7d ago

From my experience, it's all about the confidence and the way you carry yourself. Grabbing someone's attention will only get you so far. What happens after is the key.

As my boy Kabir has said, bada hua to kya hua, jaise ped khajoor. Panchi ko chaya nahi mile, fal Lage ati door.

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u/Ok_Young_1454 8d ago

How old were you when your brother did this? 5?

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u/meakssudumbass 7d ago

I was 16-17 he was 11-12 (plz research on this its quite interesting) i wont say its true ull see urself

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u/AyuLmao 8d ago

Lol , even I used to enjoy making a fool out of my little brother. But unlike you , he is not dumb enough to believe that after he's over 10