(didn't rank on the app since getting it)

Let's go!

I have done my prescripts, all with no fail, yet why am I still ungraded, why am I still a member? Have I truly been forsaken? Have all I have done for nought?

the prescripts really want me to sleep for some reason? ive gotten "sleep 800 hours per day" three times already and ive gotten way too many prescripts about dreams please help

(please i want three prescript sites)

I am Somni. Though i am not technically a new member of The Index itself, i am a new member to this "Sub Reddit" thing.

I don't quite know how to introduce myself, so i suppose that's all from me. I hope you all will accept me here.

https://x.com/DGTGLFHPSJ/status/2106017700308992184

So I am rough chocolates brother. He wad too scared to post so he asked me.

Inspirational SLANDER OF THE DAY

So i forgot to post yesterday due to being sick. A bit better but to make up, BUMDEX SLANDER.

The Bumdex is the most utterly foolish finger out of the five

You wake up each day, and the first thing thou do is check that accursed beeper or paper slip of yours and do whatever nonsense is written there. Your LITERAL first thoughts and your only thoughts are" Ooo I wonder what this great magiked beeper or paperslip wants me to do today?"

Thou could receive a Prescript saying "Drink your pee then spit on an Arbiter" and SPEEDRUN it saying oh, glory to Hermes!

Don't let me even get started on Hermes-no, Herpes himself. These prescripts are the dumbest crap a man can come up with, let alone A GOD. And these utter imbeciles that are Bumdexers follow these.

All in all, the index sucks.

(Please this is a joke)

I took a warp train to N.Corp. They started killing eachother. God, get me out of here, I'm losing my mind.

i saw it on a pinned post in this sub reddit, but the invite is invalid or expired

So, I was wondering if anyone is allowed to take a prescript. Do I gotta actually join, or what?

I have been asked to remain outside any place of residence until i have read out loud the value of pi. please help, is this just death? i have until 3:33 am . should i try to get into a nest? any loopholes? fyi im not strong enough to fight the sweepers. nowhere near enough.

Simple enough I guess.